This body of work is purely fictional. All names and illustrations are made up (“to make something up”, shame on you for hoping for an actual definition) solely for the purpose of your enjoyment.
If you are dark humor sensitive, I suggest you not patronize this content (full disclosure).
I’ve always thought I wasn’t much of a writer, in fact, I made a living off criticizing other’s work. And now I think (sink* In Jose’s voice) it’d be nice to give back to an ever giving society.
I mean seeing as all of you (yes you reading) have contributed a grand total of “nothing” to my life. (Can’t blame Drake for only loving his bed and mom now can you?)
P.S. Your disappointments are primarily your cup of tea! And no, this is especially not what I have been up to! (My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with “And”)
I’d have used a lot of emoticons to embellish the body of work but you already know I won’t.
Make writers great again.
Β© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
Heyy!!! I successfully liked all your posts!! Your welcome. πππ
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Wow!
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Yeah, lets cherish writers
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of course π
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Looking upto my dear ideal friend
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haha, still waiting on you
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Glad I made it!π
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Iβm overghasted and flabberwhelmed that you made it to the end π
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ππ
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Youβre a National hero
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It was an inspiring journey for meπ
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What did you learn along the way?
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Um you know, π I learnt that I need to be supersarcastic and superfriendly when writing. And I now know it’s actually okay to write about anything.
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Thatβs sweet π
And yeah you really have it all covered
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my pleasure π
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βΊοΈ
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It was an inspiring journey for me
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I can imagine
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The work is done boss, I liked everything until the Genesis of your content, you willt doeth good to reward me now (bows head)
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No way youβre an actual terrorist. Send me a DM on Instagram please
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Give me money or family go kapoof!
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Wouldnβt be the first time I was threatened over the Internet
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What!!! Why would anyone threaten a normal guy going about his business?? And moreover making us smile from behind our screensπ€
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Haha, youβll be surprised how broken the world is
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Anyway when life gets tough you have your own content to keep you smiling rightπ, do you laugh at your pieces?
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Iβve never even smiled. Life is tough π
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You’re like the pope that’s a pervert.
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Iβm nothing like the Pope thatβs a pervert π
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Disconnect between the outward and the inward
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Bet
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What is your Instagram handle, the link isn’t anywhere
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If you visit the website page proper outside of the app, youβll see it
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Lol make writers great again. That’s genius!
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Thank you π
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Your a much better write now than you was back here, Gottfried.
Yes, yes, I know. I did it on purpose. Irony or something,
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Lmao youβre a mess
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Thanks, Gottfried.
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I do my best
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That’s what I thought. But your best got better, so that’s okay.
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I like the older posts better
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I like the newer posts better.
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Fairs
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Do you know of the Methodist Central Hall in Westminster by any chance?
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On paper yes
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I only asked because a funny (peculiar) thing happened when I clicked to ‘Like’ your comment: it took me to Clustr Maps and on that page was a pin in the middle of the location I asked you about.
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No way, howβs that possible? Iβve been infiltrated
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Well, only if your location is in that vicinity (or your internet provider has a base there). Otherwise, don’t worry about it, mate. π
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I am trying not to worry about it. I really am.
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Trying not to worry is a great way to build strength of mind. I think.
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Elasticity of the mind
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In imitation of Christ?
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Oh whoβs that?
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Isn’t that a rather disingenuous reply?
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Robert C Day
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What do you reckon would have turned Hitler around? I mean: made him turn over a new leaf before he did all that bad stuff?
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Nothing lol. Damaged happened a long time before all that
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You mean that you think that he was born like that?
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He was raised like that.
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So maybe he should have been raised differently? I wonder what his parents were like.
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I wonder too
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I asked because I’m thinking of writing a book about what could have been done so that Hitler didn’t do the things he did in later life. Or, to be more exact, so that he didn’t go about things in a way that led to such a worldwide loss of life.
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Sounds like an amazing idea. Needs lots of research though and backstory
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I was thinking of basing it on expert opinion. So I would seek the views of neurologists (nature vs nurture), religious leaders (the role of God(s)), teachers (educational influences), sociologists (the effects of society in behaviour), psychologists (brain development), historians (’cause it’s all history), parents (how would they have raised him differently) and random people on the internet (voice of the people). In that way, all I have to do is such it all together. π
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This might work. If you get all the help you require
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Yeah, if it wasn’t for my crippling shyness then it’d totally work. Have you ever done a project like this yourself? Don’t worry, I’m only asking out of curiousity. π
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Iβve done projects that require research so yeah. Itβs possible. Gotta get rid of the shyness though.
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I’ve managed for almost six decades with shyness. It’s just a feature. We all have features.
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Six what?
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Decades? As in: my next birthday will be my 58th? Gosh, I had to think about that. Once you get to a certain age, you don’t necessarily keep the number in you head.
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Thatβs crazy
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I know! And I hardly seem to have risen above the intellect of your average teenager.
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Thatβs mildly terrifying
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Ah, no – the experience is of ongoing wonder. You wait until I get to a hundred; I might have reached some form of maturity by then. π
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I canβt π
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Then don’t.
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Fair
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Thought it might be.
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Yup
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The end? π
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Yes!
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(My English teacher somewhere rolling in her grave as I begin a sentence with βAndβ) ππππ
I still think twice before doing that, I somehow expect her to show up with my paper and a bamboo cane in front of the class π,,
Say is this the first blog post?
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Yes, pretty much. The calm before the storm
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π π Tsunami
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π€£π€£
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