Conversations With My Brain

~ Gottfried

The brain is probably the most intricate aspect of the human body directly affecting life and living. The only distinguishing feature between us and other lesser animals is in its usage. Some people will argue they’re not animals but wouldn’t wash their hands before a meal.

It’s weird that sometimes it decides to have a mind of its own. I hear it even influences dreams. Some people speak about themselves in a third party which I find a bit weird. I can only imagine the circus that goes on in their head, as they navigate through life, on a daily.

Have you ever stopped to catch your reflection in a mirror? You look into the mirror and wonder to yourself, dang I’m really ugly. What was God thinking when he made this combination? Sadly, my ears are the size of elephants. I don’t even have a choice when it comes to eavesdropping.

Indians definitely got the bad end of the deal. First, they live in one of the hottest regions on earth. To make matters a bit worse, they have a population of about 1.3 billion. The fun bit is God thinking, yeah there’s a lot of you, yeah it’s really hot at times, just to further mess with you, I’ll make you hairy, all over! Men and women alike.

Someone wishes me a happy birthday. Me to my brain, don’t say it! don’t say it! Don’t you dare say it! My Brain chuckling, “Same to you”. Darn it. You ever walk into a room with a plan and just as soon as you arrive, you forget why you came into the room in the first place? That’s just your brain doing brain things.

Of course, everyone suffers brain freeze every now and then. You struggle to remember something that’s so important to you and your current situation. It gets so bad that you can almost taste the information, but it still doesn’t come to you. In that scenario, asking someone for ideas to jump-start your brain is ill-advised. They always make it worse.

My brain just told me to stop being a snitch.

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158 thoughts on “Conversations With My Brain”

  1. MR. WHATEVER-YOUR-LAST-NAME-IS
    IT HAS BEEN A WHILE
    ANYHOO
    with you on the ears, my friend.
    and my brain is a scam. i keep exchanging my words and syllables. for example-
    was once saying, “skinny and thin” and then said “thinny and skin” instead. and “i will throw the window out of you” in place of “i will throw you out of the window”.
    lmao, lit post.
    bye!

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  5. I do have a very ugly voice and I always wonder if God was out of his mind when he created my voice. Also I don’t even think that voice is mine even if I just recorded it with my phone one minute ago. It sounds like somebody very … I don’t even know how to describe that voice. I don’t think I sound like that at all. That’s not me.

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  7. The number of times I’ve said… The answer is… And all the students chortle and you told us the answers!! 🤦🏾‍♀️ And what I think, yeah we’ll see how those brains figure out the rest. What I say is “Ooopsie!” I’m glad many functions of our body are automatic because even I can’t even control what I’m allowed to control…me in charge of breathing, talking while not walking into things…oh boy haven’t mastered that yet.

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