The earth is flat like a Monopoly board game argue evolutionists. Some others say it is spherical. I say, who cares about that! The fact that it is spiraling along the Milky Way Galaxy, moving at an average velocity of 828,000 km/hr is what makes me an uneasy man. If that doesn’t keep you up at night, then I don’t know what else will!
You know how someone can have a really mean mug for a default facial expression. So when you see them, you immediately assume they are snobbish and not approachable. I’m here to tell you that all of that, is mainly a false premise. In fact girls with the meanest mugs, usually have the cutest smiles. Unless of course, you suffer a curious case of chipped teeth in which case, I’m not referring to you.
Girls hug you and stylishly let their fingers travel, maybe to check out your abs and chest before summarily assuming that you “work out”. I’m sorry to disappoint you dearly but the last time I worked out, it was to put all my energy into finishing a bowl of pounded yam and egusi soup. I also think it’s incredibly unfair that some people eat lots and never gain weight, but you inhale oxygen and boom, Fupa.
You think what you need most is a job, that takes you out of the house every day. Until you get employed and realize you were wrong after all. What you really need, is a never-ending vacation to Neverland with Peter Pan and Jane. Of course, when the salary comes, you go numb for a few seconds and forget all the stress it cost you. Mental slavery.
It’s Saturday, “party” day. You’ve been invited to a wedding by a mate from secondary school. You’re conscious of the fact that you know neither the bride nor the groom. But your friend assured you that it’ll be fine. So you tie your gele and land at the venue. As you try to make your way in, you’re stopped at the door. “Excuse me, ma’am, where is your invite?”. kosewe kosegbo π. You go, “Let me call my friend, give me a minute”. You dial your friend’s number and…” the number you have dialed does not exist“. Game over, Satan 1, you 0.
Sunday morning, you wake up determined to move on from the disappointment of Saturday. You’ve selected your best outfit to wear to church. Your crush is going to be wowed today. A spirit told you to iron the dress the previous day, but you were too angry to do anything. As soon as you pick up the iron, there’s a power outage. You sit there for an hour, the light is restored. Praise God! You start ironing the dress and suddenly you start to smell something funny. Surely this can’t be happening! Lightning can’t strike twice? Sunday ruined!
The bottom line is, nothing is ever as it seems. I’m not saying plan for disappointments but when they do come, remember to pick yourself up because it really isn’t the end of the world. Unless of course, your crush tells you that you’re like a brother to her. In which case, it’s all over for you. You will die alone, old and sad π.
Viva la Vida
Β© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
A fabulous and most wonderful thought provoking post
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Glad you enjoyed it, friend!
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I did indeed.
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Cheers!
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Have a good one!
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You too!
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Thanks!
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Very funny! Lots of good ones there.
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Thank you Bumba!
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Trials and tribulations in life, however the show must go on. ππ₯³
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You’re absolutely right π
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That bit about working out π
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haha, glad you enjoyed it!
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Really, nothing is ever as it seems. But some people don’t have neither good intentions nor any wish for getting to know other people better.
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So a hermit? Living on the edge of the earth
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You don’t workout π§π€ Well we would like to see your IG page now π are you there on Instagram? And give a try to workout, and I am one of them eat a lot and look still the same π€not sure why I still the same, is it a curse π³ππ€ͺπ
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Haha, I do have an Instagram. You need to do some proper snooping to find it.
You’re lucky, plus it’s a blessing π
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how about you find me with this “simonprathap_official” π.
is that a blessing π€ only I knew how hard it is to bring that little biceps into picture ππ
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Haha, I’ll do that π
I’ve been trying to command myself into a six pack πΉ
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Sometime you just have to believ you hav one ππ under the thick fat π€ͺ
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Haha, you should open a parish
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ππ€ͺMay be open one to preach, wat you believe is a BIG LIEππ
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Haha, next thing you know you’re lining your pockets with offering π
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ππha ha ha, I’ll ensure l’ll be different π. I need ur IG Id βΊοΈ
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I’ll follow you, relax preacher π
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π€ͺis that sarcasm π€π
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Haha, I hope not π
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Life has taught me that reality never lives up to expectations. Expect the worst and be ready for when itβs the best. (See you on the flip side). ππ
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Haha, that’s the way to live π
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“You will die alone, old and sad” π This life is somehow π©
That “breathe and then boom, FUPA” is the story of my life for sure. Smh.
Nice post Gottfried π
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Man, it really is
Haha, funny has no respect π
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ππ This got me laughing. Nice post as always ππ½ππ½
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Thanks Kami π
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Good post π
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Thanks man
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