I want to expressly say that the headline may have been a bit misleading, no two women are the same, but they all suffer a varying degree of indecisiveness, which if unchecked, can cause them to spiral out of control. Here’s what you really need to know.
When she says yes, she actually means no, and when she says no she means yes. Do you copy? For example, if she says, “leave me alone” go away! do exactly that. Don’t allow her to draw you into her confusion. If possible, stay a good 100-meter radius away from her like it’s a restraining order.
Don’t hype her pictures, they hate that. If she posts fire selfies, please for the love of all thing’s bright and beautiful, ignore. Even if there’s an overwhelming urge to send love emoticons, resist and throw the phone away. If she asks, don’t tell her she’s cute, apparently, only dogs can be cute.
Avoid complimenting her. If she gets her hair done, ask her if she could still get a refund. If she buys a new outfit, buy a matching one and steal her shine. Do not let her win. After all, they don’t care about the little things. Right?
Don’t check up on her, she’s not a toddler. Unlike infants and pets, women hate that you keep them under the illusion that they can’t handle themselves. If they can bath, eat, and poop without you, what’s the point of making those incessant calls? Save the airtime for calling your bookie.
Never go out of your way to do something nice. Look, a lady loves a man that’s able to keep the strings on his expenses. If she’s been jumping buses to work, let her have fun. She enjoys exercise. Do not buy her the Benz!
Women hate surprises. Surprise dinners, dates, trips to foreign resorts are a no-no. Do not show up at her workplace with chocolate and flowers? That’s the corny shit that she teases her coworkers about. She’s a strong independent woman, and she wants it to stay that way. Like the women of owu.
Women love silence. Whatever you’re going through in your personal life, do not (and I cannot stress it enough) share with them. They are not particularly interested. All they crave is peace and quiet. And while you’re at it, try not to use too much oxygen at regular intervals, save some for her.
When you’ve mastered the art of all that is contained in this post, you’ve officially hacked women. Ladies will absolutely love you and won’t stop coming after you. Or…Or hear me out, you could die a hermit!
Fine margins ey?
Β© Gottfried. All rights reserved.
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Hermit life it is for you, because even if we don’t show, it doesn’t mean we don’t crave – of course, I know you know this…
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I don’t know that you know that I know this π
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Did I lie?
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this is the absolute truth!!
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Haha yup, I ain’t ever lied
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You kidding?
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I am π
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Haha
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Gottfried, I hope you have an unlisted phone number. Some of these women may want a piece of these mysteries to unravel and dump it at my doorstep. Please don’t tell them more.
Seriously, your humor and wit bring some laughter to my usual, boring day. Yep, I bought her a Benz, and she left me.
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Haha I’ll try to be quiet. Lol isn’t that a life lesson. Never buy her a Benz. A bicycle can’t take her farππ
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Nada fácil. Casi me quedo con lo del ermitaño…🤣🤣🤣👍
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Jaja estarΓ‘s bien π
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I am guessing you haven’t had much luck with girlfriends…π
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Hahaha curse my luck
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LOL! I can give you some tips. Lots of compliments, girls are always right and you are their slave. I have been married for 37 years so you know I am right…π
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Of course you’re right. π
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:D that was funny! I forwarded it to my husband! God! this is exactly what I want…. but somehow men think they need to take care of us like we’re a kid! Loved your post….
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5 advices to men for a happy life
You should find a woman that helps you with the cleaning and the chores,
You should find a woman that is a good cook,
You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with,
You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you,
Last and the most important thing is that these 4 women should never meet.
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Haha I’m rolling on the floor ππππ
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Hahaha!!!! Kisses !! Thank you for make me laugh !!!!!
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It just looks as if I’m reading about another gender that exist but I don’t know of because the ladies will surely kill us after this. That was awesome
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Haha, look before you leap
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This will get many men killed, or worse
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Haha, man said “or worse” π
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Would really appreciate your time if you check out my blogs!
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I have now. It’s pretty cool
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I feel like these steps are ideal for a stress free life. Thanks Yoda
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You’re welcome π
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After doing all those, just go and dig your grave and she’ll do befitting burial for you. Lol
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I was about to comment on the legal liabilities that could result, after reading the heading of the 2nd paragraph. But when I read the body, I couldn’t agree more … Lol
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Oh Lord deliver us from Ebuka’s hand
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Amen π
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I may be stepped down iffa say what’s on my mind ππ ya nuh serious @ all
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Haha
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Ironic piece of shii…imagine telling your girl if she can still get a refund after making her hair πππ
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Lmao she will slice your throat
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Funny. Good to have a chuckle now and then.
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You really want some of us to get our heads smashed, so that you can come visiting us in the hospital. Ebuka please how do you want your thunder to be servedππππ
Nice one though.. I told you, you are my master and I am still under your tutelage.
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Real men don’t fear hospital πππ
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*Just passing by*
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Fabulous post
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Thanks
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so basically they love the niggas that don’t care
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In summary. π π
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Lol…Women(me inclusive) crave the opposite of all the above mentioned.
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Notedπ
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I am not going to say a word now, I am waiting for the time you are going to write on guys tooπ
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Lol okay oh!
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I see you are also a man of culture π€
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Caveat: do not try this @ home
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Haha. Disclaimer, I haven’t taken my meds before hitting publish
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Oh, I see. I was going to comment before I saw this. You need to take your meds and then go back to editing your post, change all the feminine words to masculine…that’s all the correction needed.π
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Haha
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wow!
I’m done with you for realπ
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Please dearπ
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Lol
Permit me to say you’re simply evil !π
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You’re not permitted
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Haha! It’s okay. π
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Of course ππ
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Lol, save some for her?
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She needs to liveπ
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Now their turn…. Ding…dong..!!!
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No comment!
Just Sighs and Smilesπ
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Voke the eremite Sounds absolutely perfect
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It’s safe to say, no woman would dare love me.
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The hermit life is not so bad. Plenty mediation to free your mindπ
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