What makes you happy? Is it putting a smile on the faces of others? Or maybe it’s seeing your enemies suffer? True story, if you’ve ever been bullied, there’s nothing more rewarding than seeing a bully suffer for their crimes. Back in school a particular bully did so poorly in an examination, he had to repeat a class. Call me evil, but there was a wide grin π on my face when I heard the lovely news. Retribution
Happiness is actually in the little things. The simplest things that tickle us and brighten our day. Some people laugh when they get tickled, but for robots like me, I get annoyed instead. From a gesture of someone you love to even a smile from someone you barely know. Happiness is closely related to momentary peace of mind. The euphoric feeling that all things are possible at that moment. However splendid this feeling is, it mostly doesn’t last. More like a dose of meth, you’re still usually hit with the harsh realities. You look in the mirror and yup, still ugly π.
Find a reason to live. Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. For most people, this is the biggest challenge. Some haven’t quite figured out why the big man sent them here. Chatting with mom’s the other day and I told her, “I’m not quite sure why I’m struggling, but struggle, I must!”. So if you’ve been lucky enough to realize your calling, and that it’s to be a thorn in someone else’s flesh, embrace it, stick to your task and ensure you’re happy doing it π. Dedication
Don’t grow up. It’s no secret that children enjoy longer bouts of happiness than adults. The older you get, the less your chances of being and staying happy. This is purely deducted from poorly done research. There are people that haven’t smiled all week and trust me, it’s not because there’s no money in their bank accounts. It’s the affairs of life constantly weighing them down. But it’s better to cry in a Ferrari. Right?
Pick up a baby. Not just any baby. Of course, you know there are babies that look like they pay rent and owe interest on a bank loan. I’ll tell you this, nothing warms a heart more than a toothless smile from a cute baby. It gets better when they start to laugh as you tickle them. All this to set you up for when they let one rip, accompanied by showers, but you’ve already been baptized once. Next thing you know, you need an inhaler because when these little rascals do a number, no air freshener can save you. Poop
Eat. Now, this could go either way. Some people lose their marbles at the sight of food. Others don’t care much and will eat whatever they’re offered. It’s been scientifically proven that she’ll be in a much better mood after wolfing down a bowl of food. So rather than ask what’s wrong, suggest ice cream or catfish pepper soup. There’s something about women and fish (I’ll save this for later). Proceed to lecture her about how it’s bad for her health afterward. Suicide
As you read this, I expect that you have a broad smile on your face. If there isn’t one, your problems are probably bigger than me and my jokes. You might want to seek help, you sad soul. Better yet, drink cold water. But know this, the only person truly responsible for your happiness…
Is you
After Darkness light enter, so as lifeππ»
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Spot on π
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This is a gem. AmazingππΌ
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Thank you π
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Hmmmmm women and fish eh? I await this post… Happy New Year!! Thank you for your wisdom and tongue in cheek humour, wittiness and candor!
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Happy new year my friend π
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The thing with women and fish is that to maintain their cold heart, they must eat cold blooded animals and also, eating fish helps them to be able to talk underwater. Don’t give women any fish if you want a warm hearted and non-talkative lady!
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lol thank you for your sound and timely advise Sage. I nearly gave the wife tilapia
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Tilapia? Wow so specific with the type of fish!
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It tastes really great
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I can’t like or reply to your latest comment on your “My Nine Lives” article. It says I’m unauthorized. So I’ll write here instead. Just wanted to say if you can’t decide good or bad I might just leave you alone for a while if that helps. Cos I mean no harm!
P.s. and now I gotta try Tilapia π
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Err okay, whatever floats your boat
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Well considering you blocked me that’s what I figured
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Lol you’re hilarious
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No need to block me in the future mate. You won’t hear from me again. I’ll leave you alone now
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haha, if I only I knew what you were talking about π
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Hilarious words in each sentence π
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Thank you π
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