Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. I think it’s funny that people who treat you like carpet get offended when you finally do the same to them. My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Nobody laughed, out loud that … Continue reading In Bad Taste
Category: Banter
Surprised
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth. I think having a baby must be like one of those ‘surprise toys’ where you don’t know which one you’ve got till you open it. And you have to act surprised when … Continue reading Surprised
Flying Without Wings
Airplane anxiety is only funny when you’re on the ground. When you’re up there in the air, for the brief period there’s turbulence you can hear even atheists acknowledge God. I’m sure the best part about being a flight attendant is being able to look at random people and saying “Trash”. People used to assume … Continue reading Flying Without Wings
Dealing With Resentment
Resentment is nasty. What makes it so ugly is that it has a tendency to turn you an otherwise kind and reasonable person, into someone who is so angry at their own life situation that it is nearly impossible to recover. Bitterness and resentment make it hard even for the people who love you to … Continue reading Dealing With Resentment
A Bold Step
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. Often, in the real world, it is not the smart who get ahead but the bold. Your life is a canvas, and you are the masterpiece. There are a million ways to be kind, amazing, fabulous, creative, interesting and bold. A woman … Continue reading A Bold Step