Fugazi, fugazi. It's a wazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. Not real, just like your love life. Rudeness is a weak person's imitation of strength. If you're out on a date and she's rude to the waiter, there's your answer champ. It could be you soon. It would be much easier if people were … Continue reading Fugazi

Being a Teenager

Do you blow on your food when it's hot or do you just "hasafashafsas" until you can chew it? If you belong to the second group, you know what you are. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when … Continue reading Being a Teenager