Of Kids. When they're that little, their short-term memory is basically a sieve, making them the perfect targets. You can absolutely swipe their biscuits right from under their noses with total, shameless impunity. By the time they finish crying, they’ll have completely forgotten why they were even upset in the first place. Appreciative Amnesia. Of … Continue reading How to Take Advantage
Surviving in these Times
I don’t like the fact that the chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others. So there’s a loud bang and due to panic, you’ve all taken off in different directions with some running right into the heart of the danger. Now there’s less of us left to fight. Survive … Continue reading Surviving in these Times
How to excel at being a Killjoy
Being a killjoy is taking a responsible adult approach to everyone else's chaotic fun. I love listening to lies when I know the truth. Being adamant that you didn’t leave your phone lying around carelessly and now we’re looking for it, even though it’s been in my pocket this entire time. My social battery doesn't … Continue reading How to excel at being a Killjoy
Of Spirits and Spirituality
Empaths be like “There’s a hurt in my heart chakra and I don’t know whose it is”. These days you find me oscillating between sloth, Ascended Master, inner child trauma and magical shit. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. It’s why you’re seriously struggling. God is always joking. Look at your life, it … Continue reading Of Spirits and Spirituality
On The Road
Sometimes the best therapy is a long drive with good music. Before you head out, it’s imperative to take out time to curate the ideal playlist, so that the correct songs are cued as you arrive your destination. Can’t be pulling up to the driveway blasting Adele’s “Hello from the other side”. It doesn’t matter … Continue reading On The Road
Banter Republic 