Being a killjoy is taking a responsible adult approach to everyone else's chaotic fun. I love listening to lies when I know the truth. Being adamant that you didn’t leave your phone lying around carelessly and now we’re looking for it, even though it’s been in my pocket this entire time. My social battery doesn't … Continue reading How to excel at being a Killjoy
Of Spirits and Spirituality
Empaths be like “There’s a hurt in my heart chakra and I don’t know whose it is”. These days you find me oscillating between sloth, Ascended Master, inner child trauma and magical shit. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. It’s why you’re seriously struggling. God is always joking. Look at your life, it … Continue reading Of Spirits and Spirituality
On The Road
Sometimes the best therapy is a long drive with good music. Before you head out, it’s imperative to take out time to curate the ideal playlist, so that the correct songs are cued as you arrive your destination. Can’t be pulling up to the driveway blasting Adele’s “Hello from the other side”. It doesn’t matter … Continue reading On The Road
A Successful Hate Watch
A moving hater will surely meet his luck. Being a hater requires a lot of patience, but it is always worth it in the end. Not all hate watches are successful. But it only takes one. It’s a beautifully toxic relationship between a viewer and the screen. The viewer needs only one win. Hating on … Continue reading A Successful Hate Watch
Love Making
Buy a heart. Black market rates suggest you can get a replacement for $119,000, which I think is a small price to pay as far as love making is concerned. Love making requires a beating heart. If yours is frozen over and can’t reach the desired decibels, you need to let it out to thaw. … Continue reading Love Making
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