The Way To A Woman’s Heart
I’m starting to get to that age where I can’t jokingly promise marriage. Be messing around and ask her to
The Chicken Pox Episode
You never quite think certain things will ever happen to you. Right up until they do. It never crossed your
The Hoax That Is Valentine
My Sweet Valentine. I write to you with a heart full of love and a belly full of soda. If
The Weight Of Expectation
When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are. Sometimes I wonder if
The Health Benefits Of Farting
I find it really convenient that people will rather pretend it doesn’t happen than discuss a phenomenon that persists with
The Mirage Of Birthdays
Birthdays shouldn’t be celebrated! If anything, birthdays are a rude awakening to the fact that you’re inching ever so closer
Sell Yourself
How much are you worth? People usually think they’re smart when they reply with, “I’m priceless”. You do realize what
We’re All A Little Crazy
We all exist in our own personal reality of craziness. Indeed sanity is a less severe form of insanity. But,
What A Year!
The year is 2019. I have just slept into the new year! I woke up about five minutes past midnight
How To Win Him Over
Ere we proceed, I want to expressly reiterate that all men are, in fact, the exact same. That fine gentleman
