Kids can sniff out a moral. They can feel a heavy hand of an adult and it’s because their hearts are pure. Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life. Everything I buy smells vintage and funny. Maybe that’s why I can’t keep a girlfriend. A nose that can see is … Continue reading Sniffles
Open Ended
The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is open. In fact, the mind and parachutes don’t work at all when closed. When one door closes, another opens. Or open the closed door. That’s how doors work. Open your mind before you open your mouth. The only thing that permits human beings … Continue reading Open Ended
Whiplash
There are no two words more harmful in the English Language than “Good Job”. Because it’s easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want; your managers job. And it’s not just because the pay is more glamorous, you can just tell you’ll be better at it. Everyone around you is full … Continue reading Whiplash
Broken Down
My car broke down the other day. Funny thing though, the horn still works. This week started really rough but on a positive note, I don’t need any bail money and I don’t have to hide any bodies. Last saturday, a book fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame. What can … Continue reading Broken Down
School of Hard knocks
As a child, before you can even spell "expectations,” you are already collapsing under the very weight. I read a story of a child forced to repeat kindergarten. Imagine being branded a failure so early in life because you refused to share your biscuits with your friends. Every insult is an opportunity. The school of … Continue reading School of Hard knocks
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