Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub? Now, I’m not saying that I hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it. Today is the day I no longer have the energy to pretend to like … Continue reading Letting go of Hate
Retributive Justice
Delay is not Delilah. You’ll get what is coming to you. My silence is not weakness but the beginning of my revenge. I hug people I don’t like so I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard. Revenge is sweet. There’s no way to describe it. It’s awesome. With my own hands, … Continue reading Retributive Justice
Celebrating Greatness
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a lack of wisdom. Greatness lies in not being strong, but in the right use of strength. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. Greatness cannot be denied. … Continue reading Celebrating Greatness
A Beginners Guide to 2023
I’ve decided that my 2023 will start on February 1st. January is a free trial month. January is the Monday of months. January might be up there as the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays and nobody takes you seriously when you try to borrow money because you still look healthy and … Continue reading A Beginners Guide to 2023
Having a Hard Time
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things worse. Don’t limit yourself. If you keep digging, the hole might get big enough to bury you and yours. You can’t be both awesome and negative, choose one. Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you … Continue reading Having a Hard Time