Need For Sleep

Sleep solves everything. Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Because if you had a baby, you'd know those little shits don't sleep peacefully. If your friend wakes up your sleeping baby, they aren't really … Continue reading Need For Sleep

The Life of a Party

Life is a party, you join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and … Continue reading The Life of a Party