I've always flirted with the idea of being one of these miracle creatures. Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry. The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. You learn so much on that trip. If she has inferiority complex, is an impulse buyer, or if she's … Continue reading Being A Woman

Yesterday was Valentine's day, or as men like to call it, extortion day. Valentine's day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day anyways. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is … Continue reading The Color Of Love

You've come into the world with nothing and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. There's nothing funny about happy people. I don't know, you just look at a situation or a life, and you kind of … Continue reading The Nothingness of Nothing

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out. Actually, there are a few ways out but I'm keeping them a secret. Some of you have the attention span of a two-year-old and it is currently standing in the way between you and riches. For context, a two-year-old has an average … Continue reading How To Concentrate

There's no such thing as too much affection. If your partner complains about you choking them with too much love, that's not your partner.  You don't just stop loving someone. You either always will, or you never did in the first place. When someone yells Stop! I don't know whether it's in the name of love, … Continue reading Don’t Stop

I hate birthdays. I don't like the entire process of sneaky people coming and wishing. That one day you think you're special and everyone loves you. But the next day everyone starts acting a fool around you. Some don't even wait for it to be midnight before activating their folly. Birthdays are paradoxical, they are … Continue reading Another Birthday

As one who will readily throw himself into harm's way, you might want to sit down for this one. In the days when men were men and women were married by only men deserving of them lived a handsome young man called Gottfried. As I took care of my father's sheep as assigned by my … Continue reading My Nine Lives

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. These days, my wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. In truth, I’ve always dreamed of becoming a millionaire like my uncle, he’s dreaming too. The rich invest in time. The poor invest in money. And that’s why … Continue reading How To Get Rich

I can't believe it's a year since I didn't become a better person. No one knows the future, yet we can't stop guessing while expecting only the good, and not the bad or even both. You should spend more time on your feet. Take a walk every day or at the very least consider it. … Continue reading Resolute Resolutions