They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late. Better late than ugly. Late replies don’t exist. It’s called “not interested”. To people who reply late, if I wanted a reply from you after 2 days, I’d have sent a pigeon because ravens would get there early. Just tell me when and … Continue reading Chronic Lateness
My Favorite Dictators
As you begin, here’s some much needed context. A dictator is a ruler who wields absolute authority. And with that authority comes the ability to do whatever they want. Sometimes, it leads to some seriously crazy and often endearing behavior. Read about my top five. I’m sure you’ll be deeply inspired, or at the very least … Continue reading My Favorite Dictators
What Are You Doing
With your life. You were sent here for a purpose. Have you discovered what that purpose is? Do you know how long you have left? You’ve already slept for a third of your life. What’s the one thing you’ve contributed to society? Will it be remembered over the next 100 years? With that partner. Are … Continue reading What Are You Doing
Penalty
Penalty shootouts have nothing to do with football. It's like shooting poor little ducks at a fairground. The death penalty not only takes away the person strapped to the electric chair, it also takes a little bit of the humanity in each of us as we stand there and watch. A penalty is a cowardly … Continue reading Penalty
Everything about Nothing
Basically we get confused a bit about what retail is. It is really just buying things, putting them on the floor and selling them. I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they’re like ‘Hey what are you doing here?’ I tell them, ‘You know…hunting wild beasts.’ Late repliers are actually the worst. … Continue reading Everything about Nothing