The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something. Sensitive people are the most genuine and honest people you will ever meet. There is nothing they won’t tell you about themselves if they trust you. However, the moment you betray them, reject them or devalue them, they will end … Continue reading Sense and Sensitivity
Fantastically Corrupt
Corruption isn’t a natural disaster. I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Corruption is nature’s way of restoring our faith in democracy. You can call me the father of democracy, my actions have led to its rebirth. I’m going to give a new meaning to the phrase “wealth without enterprise” … Continue reading Fantastically Corrupt
Dealing with a Headache
When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. My wife doesn’t think I’m doing it right. You should only become a philanthropist if you’re passionate about it. Otherwise it will become a headache. When the prosthetic legs I ordered are taking too long to … Continue reading Dealing with a Headache
How to be a Hater
Hating is a dying art, it’s not just for anybody. People don’t get how important it is. Hatred forms the very fabric of our society. The first step to being a hater is to create a life devoted to someone you don't even know. As you don’t have a life, you need to create one … Continue reading How to be a Hater
I am not my Hair
My mother didn’t like my new Mohawk, so we got into a very heated argument about it. It was a quite hairy situation. Life is too short to have boring hair. Great hair is not by chance. It is by appointment. You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you … Continue reading I am not my Hair