When life gives you lemons, construct a crude electrochemical battery. If overthinking situations burned calories, I'd be dead. Worrying will be the death of every one of us if we don't snap out of it. It's bigger than you, just chill and see what karma comes up with. I hate leaving home when I don't … Continue reading Low Battery

Brotherly love is the bond of brotherhood. By practising brotherhood, we set a good example to those around us. Your brother is who gives you honest advice. Sisters will prefer to pander so that your fragile heart isn't hurt. Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other. Brothers aren't … Continue reading The Bond of Brotherhood

The devil works hard but Banter Republic works harder. Every Monday I'm here doing my best to add some color to your miserable little life. And for what? Under 200 comments? This isn't why Rosa Parks sat on the bus. Martin Luther and the brothers marched so that one day a little girl in India … Continue reading Taking a Break

A politician needs to foretell what will happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. The problem with political jokes is that they get elected. Every single election … Continue reading The lies Politicians tell

What's that thing where your crush likes you back? Oh yes, your imagination! Having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in their shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone. But then like half an hour later, you feel it under your toe … Continue reading How to Handle a Crush