Birthdays shouldn't be celebrated! If anything, birthdays are a rude awakening to the fact that you're inching ever so closer to death. I also think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too. But folks choose to celebrate and I think maybe there's something to celebrate … Continue reading The Mirage Of Birthdays

How much are you worth? People usually think they're smart when they reply with, "I'm priceless". You do realize what that means right? You have no real quantifiable value and as such you think that's a clever response? Think again. And no, your bank balance is not a true reflection of your worth. Repeat this … Continue reading Sell Yourself

We all exist in our own personal reality of craziness. Indeed sanity is a less severe form of insanity. But, of course, there are those who throw you into a dilemma as to whether they are crazy or just plain stupid. Case in point, running out of the bathroom naked? What is this exercise intended … Continue reading We’re All A Little Crazy

The year is 2019. I have just slept into the new year! I woke up about five minutes past midnight and I was in genuine shock. We've all heard the voodoo talk that whatever it was you started the year with, would stay with you all year round. Imagine believing? Now here's the irony, I … Continue reading What A Year!

Ere we proceed, I want to expressly reiterate that all men are, in fact, the exact same. That fine gentleman you're with that you imagine is the best thing since sliced bread, is really not. The thing is, you have an idea of what you believe he is, and being a  knucklehead, you've absolutely fallen … Continue reading How To Win Him Over

We've all been there really. Being asked for money and looking for a way out of the really uncomfortable spot. Because in all honesty, lending money might put your own current and/or future financial security at risk. Humans generally are insatiable and are ready to borrow you into penury. You owe it to yourself to … Continue reading How To Avoid Lending People Money

On one of my many visits to the white house, I started musing to myself about an object that I imagined was of most importance to me and every other individual by extension. I weighed its importance on how much I couldn't do without it on a daily. The inquest is still on and I … Continue reading The Most Important Object

The thing with the other gender is, like a plague, they're everywhere! Can't live with them, can't live without them either. So I've come up with a compromise. I'll give you a few life tips on how to win them over and maybe keep things that way for as long as you can manage. Trust … Continue reading How To Win Her Over

It all started with a big bang. But no one asks, who set it off? In my mind's eye, I picture the big man set off a hand grenade and throw it into space and bang! galaxies! The milky way! Serious question marks over who named it milky way, there's quite literally no milk. But … Continue reading The Accident

I have learned to accept failure as a beautiful thing. For you to fail, it means you're at least trying to earn the right to be called a failure. Think about those that haven't even tried. They've never felt the adrenaline rush right before their plans fall like a pack of cards. If you're not … Continue reading How To Fail Spectacularly