Despicable Me

~ Gottfried

When people hurt you over and over again, think of them as sandpaper. They scratch and hurt you, but later you will be shining and polished. While they end up useless. Being sad is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It just messes with your mind and steals your happiness. 

I’m so bored of being bored. Because being bored is really boring. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Now wonder no one wants to hang out with you. So you bury yourself in the fridge and make food your companion. Get some real friends, foodie!

The most dangerous disease in the world right now is called idiotitis. It causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands have already been affected. It is also said to be highly contagious. Your best defense is to slap the infected and run for your life. 

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic! Sometimes I wish I could write “I miss you” on a rock and hit you in the face with it so you know how much it hurts to miss someone. That way you never forget how it feels. 

I made it through yet another week without beating anyone up with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving. I didn’t say I would be nice, I said I would try…it was too hard. Life is just like that sometimes. I’m here hoping for a unicorn, only to receive a goat. 

Here’s a challenge for you. Only a genius can say these four words four times without getting tongue twisted. Are you ready? Let’s go. EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED. Congratulations, you’re a genius. I’m really proud of you. Honestly. And if people are talking behind your back…

Then just fart! 

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

20 thoughts on “Despicable Me”

  1. “Baby, although I chose this lonely life
    It seems it’s strangling me now
    All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic cars
    They’re all laughing at me now

    Oh, I’ve been used (ooh-ooh)
    I’ve been a fool, oh, what a fool
    I broke all the rules, oh yeah
    But I must let the show go on”

    SMiLes Mr Gottfried Some Words
    Above by “Three Dog Night” As That
    Relates to a Real Fool’s “Show Must Go On”

    To The Depths of Failure Even More Yep “Despicable
    me” They Continue to Come And Go Just Another ‘Nero’

    Revealing indeed “Setting Rome on Fire” AS Such then or
    Now Same Old Dam Phrases (Archetypes) and Characters only

    the Names Change Yet at Least an “OrBan” Will Concede Defeat No longer

    The “ViKToR” hehe key as Always Not Much Difference in the Hero and the
    Villain Both Break Rules One For Empathy and Compassion that will Not Separate Its Self

    Now For the Abused and the Oppressed the Other With little to no Empathy or Compassion

    Except for
    Selfish Greed
    in Authoritarian
    Ways Particularly
    Evident after Human
    Pandemics Both Virus
    And Human Ignorance
    Harming Raping Maiming
    And Killing Most in Despicable Ways

    Where the Only Separation Tween Leader
    And Follower is Eventual Fall For Without Empathy
    And Compassion the Human Species Always Eventually

    Falls

    Falls

    FailS iNDeeD
    Endless Pitts
    No Well of Water
    No Blood Streaming Love
    No Body of Peace iNdeed

    Just Dead
    Communion
    of Humanity In Deed

    Alas Change Remains
    DarK Brings LiGHT Yep

    Star Wars Wins LoVE iN Peace True
    While Others Were Busy Circlin’ the Moon

    Wishin’
    For Mars

    FAiLinG the
    GReaTesT Gift
    Home Indeed

    “Despicable me”

    A New Day Dawns
    Morning no Longer Broken..:)

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      1. “Are These Song Lyrics”

        Mr Gottfried Interesting Question Indeed

        “All the World’s A Stage” A Lament from William
        Shakespeare For the “7 Ages of Man” Yet of course

        He Only Made it to 52 With Couch Potato Averages of

        All the Other

        Common Men

        of His Time Hmmm

        Yep Then and Now too

        True Some Folks Talk And Walk on Sidewalks

        Other’s Entire Existence is a Dance And Song God Yes

        Meadow Free Yet of Course the Rest is Basically an In Between

        Somewhere Between the Space of Yesterday and Tomorrow

        Only Now
        For Real Yes
        With SMiLes hehe

        While It’s True when i Write
        With Quotes it is someone Else’s
        Lyrics of Soul Gone and Come Again

        Yet If there are No Quotes True it is Only

        the SonG oF mY SoUL

        With a Free Dance too

        Sadly it Appears William
        Left the Dance Out and Left Early

        for me at Least i didn’t even Start

        Blooming

        HAha

        Till 53 Not Unlike
        The Fictional Character “Hell Boy II”

        Anyway Yes the Song “The Show Must
        Go On” was Provided with a Brief Snippet
        of the Content of the Lyrics by “3 Dog Night”

        Not Unlike the Movie “Despicable me” too With SMiLes..:)

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          1. “I love despicable me actually!”

            Synchronicity! Mr Gottfried
            No Kidding on This Tuesday
            Before Earth Day April 22nd on

            my Facebook Page i am Pictured at
            The Biggest Metro Dance Hall With
            A Minion’s Despicable me T-Shirt Portraying

            One of the Many Lovable Yet Despicable Loving
            Leader Minions and sure enough in Two of the Facebook
            Profile Pics Illustrating my EPiC Long Form Poem Subchapter
            “FB Profile Pic Bible” of “SonG oF mY SoUL” yep 12.8 MiLLioN Words of ALL 15.5 MiLLioN Words of the Entire 152 Month EPiC Longest Long Form Poem Endeavor Are 5 Identically Dressed College Women Celebrating College Night at the Dance Hall With Minion Dressed me Yet

            Truly i am no Despicable
            Leader they are just following
            The Dance of me Solo With SMiLes

            As ALL the Evidence of 2000 Or so Other
            Selfies With the Young Women Also Evidence too

            Over
            6 Years

            hehe

            Yet back to the
            Significance of the
            “Despicable me” Series of
            Minion Movies they basically
            Make Fun of Human Nature and the

            FAcT That throughout all Human HiSToRY
            iGNoRanCE ‘Trumps’ Truth per the Original
            Greek Definition of Apocalypse that Only Hopes

            One Day the
            Blind Veils of
            Ignorance Will Be Removed

            Yet Indeed Considering All of the Human
            Condition We Can Count on that ‘Revelation’
            Repeating itself as Long As Minions Support

            Despicable

            Leaders this

            Way Just Shooting
            Their Feet Yes Sadly
            ThiS WaY on 5th Avenue
            Gehenna Again Such a Deep

            Lake of Fire
            Human Ignorance
            Rains Down For Real

            Still Waiting for it to Pass
            over again

            With
            SMiLes

            As ALWaYS
            DarK Creates LiGHT

            No Exception to that
            Rule of Existence So far Indeed…

            AS Sadly HiSToRY Both DarK and LiGHT
            And the In Between Repeat Again TG for

            Change
            at Least
            ALL that remains..:)

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