Skydiving. Conventional wisdom goes that around 50% of marriages end in divorce and many people believe that divorce rates have increased in recent years. Now if about three out of four marriages fail, why the heck are people still getting married? If you went skydiving and the instructor told you that three out of the … Continue reading The Ridiculousness Of Marriage

I am deliberate and afraid of nothing. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I'm deliberately making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius. If you've been a love interest in my past, don't be sad that it ended, be happy that it happened. You're going to get a customized 'Thank … Continue reading Deliberately

Public speaking. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. It is also what it takes to sit down and listen. Bravery not the absence of fear, but the consequence of conquering it. Believe me, it is contagious. When a brave man (me) takes a stand, the spines of others (you) are stiffened. … Continue reading To Be Brave

My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. It’s like a copied assignment, I can’t explain it. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance. To be loved is to be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside. Yes, I have a dirty mind … Continue reading How To Love Truly

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch fire. Every time you think about her, remind yourself that if she wanted to talk to you, she would. Don't call her up and ask if she saw your texts, of course she did. She doesn't just like you like that. Move on man. Then just … Continue reading The D In Disappointment

Why do we only have to rest in peace? Why don't we live in peace too? Peace is more than the absence of war. Peace is accord. Peace is harmony. For peace of mind, resign as the general manager of the universe. I know you won't be entitled to retirement benefits and gratuity, but the … Continue reading The Cost Of Peace

Behind a nagging woman, there is a man not doing what he's supposed to. My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while, you don't notice it anymore. You see, there are only three things women need in life. Food, water, and compliments. Any woman that's trying to get you to provide … Continue reading How To Deal With Nagging

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. What is this magic? I need that magic. Magic is what happens when you're on the toilet seat and suddenly five million dollar ideas hit you at once! The real magic is getting up from the toilet seat and pulling the flush handle, only for … Continue reading Just Like Magic

I’ve been married six years today, and if there’s anything marriage has taught me, it’s that I should have stayed single. Why the hell is this woman crying in her sleep? On our wedding night, her dad had called me aside and warned that she could be a bit of a cry baby, I had … Continue reading How To Pick The Perfect Partner

Breaking bad. I have two rules which I regard as principles of conduct. Rule number one; Have no rules. Rule two; Be independent of the opinion of others. I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could I break them? Good people don't need laws to tell them to act … Continue reading Breaking The Rules