Just Like Magic

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. What is this magic? I need that magic. Magic is what happens when you're on the toilet seat and suddenly five million dollar ideas hit you at once! The real magic is getting up from the toilet seat and pulling the flush handle, only for … Continue reading Just Like Magic


Whitemail is the use of fear, obligation, and guilt to control another person. It's a rare strain of emotional blackmail found in adults over forty years of age. The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines. Always remember this. You are not special. You are … Continue reading Whitemail

A Legacy

What is happiness? Happiness is knowing that you don't have kids at home when you're at the grocery store. You don’t have to get anything for anyone but yourself. It is ordering two Shawarmas' and eating both because you live alone. Happiness is dialing someone's number and hearing that the caller you’ve dialed is busy. … Continue reading A Legacy