Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts. Our shared family trait is crazy. If your family doesn’t make fun of your struggles then are they even family? Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. One day I can tell my grandkids I’m older than touch screen devices and … Continue reading The gift of Family
Author: Gottfried
How to mind your business
Did you know that there are zero calories in minding your own business? Trust me, when you mind your business, life is way less stressful. It is better to have your nose in a book than in someone else’s business. Avoid gossip today by reading a book. Hey I found your nose. It was in … Continue reading How to mind your business
Credit Alert
Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder. Every now and then, your phone buzzes and you see a bank alert. In this moment, your mind races through a ton of possibilities. Is it credit alert? Debit? What do they want? Banks shouldn’t be allowed to message me if its isn’t about credit … Continue reading Credit Alert
Letting go of Hate
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub? Now, I’m not saying that I hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it. Today is the day I no longer have the energy to pretend to like … Continue reading Letting go of Hate
Retributive Justice
Delay is not Delilah. You’ll get what is coming to you. My silence is not weakness but the beginning of my revenge. I hug people I don’t like so I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard. Revenge is sweet. There’s no way to describe it. It’s awesome. With my own hands, … Continue reading Retributive Justice