You can't buy happiness. But you can buy real estate, and that's practically the same thing. A happy house has two bedrooms and a balcony. It has a cement floor and either cement or stone walls, plus a thin roof. The size of your apartment might bear a relationship to the size of your opinion … Continue reading Beginners Guide To House Hunting

Human nature is dismissive. Everyone thinks they have the next person figured out. Nothing is ever as it seems. Sometimes it leads to a better outcome than you could have dreamed. What looks bad today, will definitely get worse tomorrow. Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us what we need to know. This … Continue reading The Fallacy Of Easy Conclusion

Communication. This generation simply refuses to communicate. Or maybe they can't? It's appalling. Communication to a relationship is like oxygen, without it, it dies. Two things can destroy a relationship, unrealistic expectations, and poor communication. Actually make that three things, lying on impulse is one of them. You're only allowed to lie twice a year, … Continue reading Why I Hate This Generation

I heard a loud bang. I jolted awake. I was in the trench and bullets were flying above my head. It was mayhem. Bodies were dropping all around me, cries of the wounded. Yes, your leg got blown up, but is that an excuse to scream like a little girl? I felt a tap on … Continue reading The Deserter

A great way to learn about your country is to leave it. As soon as you get out of the shores of your country, your patriotism will start kicking in. You soon realize you really shouldn't have spent an ungodly amount of time defending this shit hole. I prefer to stay in my country. But if … Continue reading Leaving

We're all waiting for something. All things will come to the person who waits, provided they know what they're are waiting for. My advice, never keep anyone long and don't wait too long. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end. Waiting for the movie to start before eating your popcorn … Continue reading The Waiting Game

A lot of times, we fail to give ourselves a pat on the back. That changes beginning now. I have been singlehandedly carrying a lot of my relationships on my back. The least you could do is offer some form of appreciation. When you're hungry, who do you run to? Me! You were naked, I clothed … Continue reading Thank Me

Everyone hates getting flashbacks from things they don't want to remember. That's why you need to delete memories. Complacency is the mother of all nightmares. All nightmares are real. Believe in everything until it’s disproved. So believe in fairies, myths, and dragons. It all exists, even if it’s in your mind. Who’s to say that … Continue reading Where Do Nightmares Come From

Why is life hard? You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.  You see, life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it. The shit just keeps coming. … Continue reading Life Is Hard

Looking at the world through the lens of a woman must be something. Women aren't always moody, she's on her off day for putting up with your shit. You see, for a woman, love is the whole history of her life. In a man, it is but an episode.  Don't try to understand women. Women … Continue reading It’s A Woman’s World