Oh to be a kid again! As a kid I used to talk to the fan to hear my robotic voice. I’d also look forward to my birthday. These days, birthdays are a constant reminder that evil exists in this world and that we are born to die. Time is running out for the adult … Continue reading Childhood Memories

What it is. Addiction is the only disease that manipulates your mind and assures you that you don’t have it. We all have vices. Some more harmless than the others. Choose your poison carefully. Alcohol is the perfect solvent, it dissolves marriages, families and careers. To love an addict is to run out of tears. … Continue reading How To Deal With Addiction

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during math class. None of which had anything to do with math. One day I was born. Then everything bothered me. And that brings us up to date. My idea of a good morning is one where I open my eyes, take a … Continue reading Entertaining Ideas

What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket … Continue reading How To Win

Hustle spirit. Having to stretch to reach for things throughout your life imbibes the spirit of hustle in you. Short people also maintain a great perspective on life because they’re always looking up. In truth, every activity for short people is an involuntary workout. You hardly see a short person being fat at the same … Continue reading Perks of Being Short

I am deliberate and afraid of nothing. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I'm deliberately making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius. If you've been a love interest in my past, don't be sad that it ended, be happy that it happened. You're going to get a customized 'Thank … Continue reading Deliberately

Skydiving. Conventional wisdom goes that around 50% of marriages end in divorce and many people believe that divorce rates have increased in recent years. Now if about three out of four marriages fail, why the heck are people still getting married? If you went skydiving and the instructor told you that three out of the … Continue reading The Ridiculousness Of Marriage

Public speaking. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. It is also what it takes to sit down and listen. Bravery not the absence of fear, but the consequence of conquering it. Believe me, it is contagious. When a brave man (me) takes a stand, the spines of others (you) are stiffened. … Continue reading To Be Brave

My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. It’s like a copied assignment, I can’t explain it. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance. To be loved is to be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside. Yes, I have a dirty mind … Continue reading How To Love Truly

Why do we only have to rest in peace? Why don't we live in peace too? Peace is more than the absence of war. Peace is accord. Peace is harmony. For peace of mind, resign as the general manager of the universe. I know you won't be entitled to retirement benefits and gratuity, but the … Continue reading The Cost Of Peace