I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. They will find an easy way to do it. Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph. A beginning, a struggle and a victory.
The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X, Y is play and Z is keeping your mouth shut. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just keep standing there.

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. Rest assured that your recent accomplishments at work have gone largely unnoticed. Try not to become a person of success. But rather try to become a person of value. Become so pricy that you become priceless.
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. If you feel like you’ll be better off, then that’s your answer. My daily accomplishment is not saying what I’m thinking out loud. Because if I did…
Beat the 5’o clock rush. Leave work at noon. You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new. The key is to anticipate their needs before they even conceive them. And do the exact opposite.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. To succeed in life, you need two things; ignorance and confidence. The problem is that having these things in isolation really makes you terrible to be around. If you can’t be kind, at least be vague. I didn’t give you the finger…
You earned it.
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
“And that’s The Dude, in LA. And even if he was a lazy man – and The Dude was most certainly that – quite possibly the laziest in LA County .. which would place him highest in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide.”
Ah Yes Mr Gottfried as the Philosophy of “Dudeism” Relates From “the Big Lebowski” Movie
Just Go With the Flow Like Lao Tzu and the Tao in Wu Wei Effortless Ease God Yes
FRiENDS With Gravity Same Way they Get the Artemis II around the Dark Side
of the Moon
And How my
248 Pounds
of Human Weight
Locomotives my FLoWinG
Dance God Yes FRiEnDS With
Gravity Just Going With the Flow
of My Planet Soul Spiraling around Freely
On Newly Renovated Walmart Smooth Dance Floors
Hmm a Dance Hall Provided Free ThiS WAY All around the
World Originally From Sam Walton and Now From All His Billionaire
Offspring Ensuring Most Everyone’s Double to Triple Car Garage is Full
of Walmart Garage Sale Stuff Soon to come that Just won’t Fit in the Home
Hehe as Huge 100K Four Wheel Drives Spend Their Nights Alone Only For
Curb Appeal and the Road Kill they Leave Behind for Vultures to Scavenge
Letting The Destinies
Other Suffer at Death
As Their Next Free Meal too
A Play of Life is too Much Fun
In Effortless Ease of Wu Wei iN Never
Making Another Obsolete Abraham Penny
or Any Gold Plus Orange Tainted New Silver Dollars
to Sink as Millstones Due to the Bottom of the Ocean Blues
my Greatest Accomplishment indeed Naked Enough Whole Complete
Just give it share it care it HeaL iT All Away For Free till the Giving becomes
The Receiving Same Generating Our Own Heavens Within for Real in Continuous
New Colors
of Leaves
of Our Real
Living Loving Trees
Why Play a Video Game
And Pay for that Too when
We May Become a Free Dance
And Song Just Letting it Go Never
Being a “Frozen” Ice Princess and or Prince as such hehe
As We May Do the King and or Queen of Effortless Ease For Real
And Sure Move Mountains of Human Potentials Until AI Suggests
It’s Statistically Impossible We Exist Yet of Course That Just based
On Human Couch Potato Averages No Limits When iMaGiNaTioN
Brings Fruition
To All We Dance
And Sing Free Once
Again in Blissful Effortless
Ease for Real With SMiLes…
Just “Roll Away The Stone”
And Set “Dolly Parton’ Free
From Her ‘White Limousine’
Belated Happy Easter to You
By the Way Worth Noting that
The Dude Jesus was surely Noted as
A Laziest Dude for His Day Not Making
Any Money Saving Souls Along the Way from
A Living
Death on
Earth Within
When We Have the
Ability to Nurture every All
New Colors of Leaf of Our Free Trees
Anyway there are many Many Ways to Do
Laziest Dude in LA Yep Lower Alabama County
Florida in the Panhandle Green Gulf Coast over hear
Hey i Just feel like Dancing Singing Free the Money Game
Went to Hell for Real Just Like me too Yet to cut short shorter
i
Escaped
Just another
one Who Flies over
“Cuckoo’s Nests” in
Effortless Ease always
Increasing Human Potentials
Until even AI Doesn’t Believe You (me) can be Real
Hehe at Least by Statistics Yet We Know Feel and
Sense Where the Most Play Comes Yep FRiEnDS
With Gravity Corner Stones for Real Balancing Existence
All the Way Effortless Wu Wei Tao Flow Just to go go go
With
SMiLes
Hey We aRe ALL
Unique viewing Reality
differently Indeed all Only
Sons and Or Daughters of God
ThiS WaY No exclusive Club mY FRiEnD
All Inclusive as the Cosmic Soup is On First
of SPiRiT HeART
And Newly Renovated
SoUL too With SMiLes For Real..:)
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“quite possibly the laziest in LA County” would go soo hard on a tomb stone 😅
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“Quite possibly the laziest in LA County” would go soo hard on a tomb stone 😅”
Key: Don’t Let
Anyone else
Write Your
Eulogy They
Mostly F It Up
As a “Most Interesting
Man” With An Over
Priced Beer in His
Hand once Quipped
It’s Never too Early to
Beef Up Our Last
Words Breathing
Now
With
SMiles
☺️🙌
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Always with smiles!
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I choose to give a lazy person a hard job. He’ll find an easy way to do it
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He’s the best man for the job!
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my toxic trait is that I can make sense of a vague statements so you’d rather just be kind😂😂😂
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Haha, you haven’t tried me yet 😂
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……And in accomplishing things, sometimes allow others do the job and feel themselves, in the end what’s most important is the job being done, not who did the job. #teameffort
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I am an expert in delegration! I never try to do something when I could empower a subordinate
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I feel accomplished reading this 💜
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Now that’s what I love tto hear!
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I don’t know whether to take notes or just laugh.
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Do both? 🫵
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Or as JamesStewart says in “Harvey”, my mother told me to succeed in life you need to be either clever or pleasant. It made for a great movie, tho.
My mother told me to just keep my mouth shut.
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Haha, she had the right idea
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All great inventions were created by someone who got sick of doing something just because “we’ve always done it that way.”
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And they decide to change things!
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To succeed in life, you need two things; ignorance and confidence. Word!
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Words on marble!
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Succeeding in life is easy if you redefine the word success.
I woke up today. Success!
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I’m responding to this comment, success!
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I was able to read your comment! Success!
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Big big accomplishment!
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