As you begin, here’s some much needed context. A dictator is a ruler who wields absolute authority. And with that authority comes the ability to do whatever they want. Sometimes, it leads to some seriously crazy and often endearing behavior. Read about my top five. I’m sure you’ll be deeply inspired, or at the very least … Continue reading My Favorite Dictators

With your life. You were sent here for a purpose. Have you discovered what that purpose is? Do you know how long you have left? You’ve already slept for a third of your life. What’s the one thing you’ve contributed to society? Will it be remembered over the next 100 years? With that partner. Are … Continue reading What Are You Doing

Penalty shootouts have nothing to do with football. It's like shooting poor little ducks at a fairground. The death penalty not only takes away the person strapped to the electric chair, it also takes a little bit of the humanity in each of us as we stand there and watch.  A penalty is a cowardly … Continue reading Penalty

Basically we get confused a bit about what retail is. It is really just buying things, putting them on the floor and selling them. I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they’re like ‘Hey what are you doing here?’ I tell them, ‘You know…hunting wild beasts.’ Late repliers are actually the worst. … Continue reading Everything about Nothing

A party without a cake is a meeting. A great many things can be resolved with kindness, even more with laughter, but there are some things that just require cake, or a brownie. Life is both complicated and simple. The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.  Baking is how people who hate … Continue reading Half Baked