When people hurt you over and over again, think of them as sandpaper. They scratch and hurt you, but later you will be shining and polished. While they end up useless. Being sad is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It just messes with your mind and steals your happiness.
I’m so bored of being bored. Because being bored is really boring. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Now wonder no one wants to hang out with you. So you bury yourself in the fridge and make food your companion. Get some real friends, foodie!
The most dangerous disease in the world right now is called idiotitis. It causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands have already been affected. It is also said to be highly contagious. Your best defense is to slap the infected and run for your life.
Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic! Sometimes I wish I could write “I miss you” on a rock and hit you in the face with it so you know how much it hurts to miss someone. That way you never forget how it feels.
I made it through yet another week without beating anyone up with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving. I didn’t say I would be nice, I said I would try…it was too hard. Life is just like that sometimes. I’m here hoping for a unicorn, only to receive a goat.
Here’s a challenge for you. Only a genius can say these four words four times without getting tongue twisted. Are you ready? Let’s go. EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED. Congratulations, you’re a genius. I’m really proud of you. Honestly. And if people are talking behind your back…
Then just fart!
©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved
Banter Republic 
“Baby, although I chose this lonely life
It seems it’s strangling me now
All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic cars
They’re all laughing at me now
Oh, I’ve been used (ooh-ooh)
I’ve been a fool, oh, what a fool
I broke all the rules, oh yeah
But I must let the show go on”
SMiLes Mr Gottfried Some Words
Above by “Three Dog Night” As That
Relates to a Real Fool’s “Show Must Go On”
To The Depths of Failure Even More Yep “Despicable
me” They Continue to Come And Go Just Another ‘Nero’
Revealing indeed “Setting Rome on Fire” AS Such then or
Now Same Old Dam Phrases (Archetypes) and Characters only
the Names Change Yet at Least an “OrBan” Will Concede Defeat No longer
The “ViKToR” hehe key as Always Not Much Difference in the Hero and the
Villain Both Break Rules One For Empathy and Compassion that will Not Separate Its Self
Now For the Abused and the Oppressed the Other With little to no Empathy or Compassion
Except for
Selfish Greed
in Authoritarian
Ways Particularly
Evident after Human
Pandemics Both Virus
And Human Ignorance
Harming Raping Maiming
And Killing Most in Despicable Ways
Where the Only Separation Tween Leader
And Follower is Eventual Fall For Without Empathy
And Compassion the Human Species Always Eventually
Falls
Falls
FailS iNDeeD
Endless Pitts
No Well of Water
No Blood Streaming Love
No Body of Peace iNdeed
Just Dead
Communion
of Humanity In Deed
Alas Change Remains
DarK Brings LiGHT Yep
Star Wars Wins LoVE iN Peace True
While Others Were Busy Circlin’ the Moon
Wishin’
For Mars
FAiLinG the
GReaTesT Gift
Home Indeed
“Despicable me”
A New Day Dawns
Morning no Longer Broken..:)
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Are these song lyrics?
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“Are These Song Lyrics”
Mr Gottfried Interesting Question Indeed
“All the World’s A Stage” A Lament from William
Shakespeare For the “7 Ages of Man” Yet of course
He Only Made it to 52 With Couch Potato Averages of
All the Other
Common Men
of His Time Hmmm
Yep Then and Now too
True Some Folks Talk And Walk on Sidewalks
Other’s Entire Existence is a Dance And Song God Yes
Meadow Free Yet of Course the Rest is Basically an In Between
Somewhere Between the Space of Yesterday and Tomorrow
Only Now
For Real Yes
With SMiLes hehe
While It’s True when i Write
With Quotes it is someone Else’s
Lyrics of Soul Gone and Come Again
Yet If there are No Quotes True it is Only
the SonG oF mY SoUL
With a Free Dance too
Sadly it Appears William
Left the Dance Out and Left Early
for me at Least i didn’t even Start
Blooming
HAha
Till 53 Not Unlike
The Fictional Character “Hell Boy II”
Anyway Yes the Song “The Show Must
Go On” was Provided with a Brief Snippet
of the Content of the Lyrics by “3 Dog Night”
Not Unlike the Movie “Despicable me” too With SMiLes..:)
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I love despicable me actually!
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“I love despicable me actually!”
Synchronicity! Mr Gottfried
No Kidding on This Tuesday
Before Earth Day April 22nd on
my Facebook Page i am Pictured at
The Biggest Metro Dance Hall With
A Minion’s Despicable me T-Shirt Portraying
One of the Many Lovable Yet Despicable Loving
Leader Minions and sure enough in Two of the Facebook
Profile Pics Illustrating my EPiC Long Form Poem Subchapter
“FB Profile Pic Bible” of “SonG oF mY SoUL” yep 12.8 MiLLioN Words of ALL 15.5 MiLLioN Words of the Entire 152 Month EPiC Longest Long Form Poem Endeavor Are 5 Identically Dressed College Women Celebrating College Night at the Dance Hall With Minion Dressed me Yet
Truly i am no Despicable
Leader they are just following
The Dance of me Solo With SMiLes
As ALL the Evidence of 2000 Or so Other
Selfies With the Young Women Also Evidence too
Over
6 Years
hehe
Yet back to the
Significance of the
“Despicable me” Series of
Minion Movies they basically
Make Fun of Human Nature and the
FAcT That throughout all Human HiSToRY
iGNoRanCE ‘Trumps’ Truth per the Original
Greek Definition of Apocalypse that Only Hopes
One Day the
Blind Veils of
Ignorance Will Be Removed
Yet Indeed Considering All of the Human
Condition We Can Count on that ‘Revelation’
Repeating itself as Long As Minions Support
Despicable
Leaders this
Way Just Shooting
Their Feet Yes Sadly
ThiS WaY on 5th Avenue
Gehenna Again Such a Deep
Lake of Fire
Human Ignorance
Rains Down For Real
Still Waiting for it to Pass
over again
With
SMiLes
As ALWaYS
DarK Creates LiGHT
No Exception to that
Rule of Existence So far Indeed…
AS Sadly HiSToRY Both DarK and LiGHT
And the In Between Repeat Again TG for
Change
at Least
ALL that remains..:)
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History repeats itself
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don’t let them scratch and hurt you though
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And that’s what’s important!
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“I’m here hoping for a unicorn, only to receive a goat”, but when will the unicorn sef come na,this goat dey trouble me oooo
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Subborn goat no dey gree
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omg! omg! I would fart and also run for my life haha
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Leave the entire crime scene 😂
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i will stop being sad and choose happiness 😊
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That’s the spirit!
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You are taking the wrong approach with idiotitis. Those folks are hilarious. Laugh heartily. Then walk away. Their anger might make them explode. Then they can no longer infect anyone. 🤣😎🙃
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Idiots are the easiest people to rage bait 😂
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I gave up on people skills. I ran out of practice subjects.
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Hehe, have you tried dealing with kids!
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Calvinball doesn’t count as people skills.
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You don’t say 😅
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