When I was a boy, I was told anybody could be President. Looking at who we have in office in my country and the other clown in the white house, I'm starting to believe it. I've always wanted to be President. Of the country, of the department of my school? It didn't matter, just put … Continue reading Mr President
The Mirage Of Time Management
Tomorrow. Let me tell you about tomorrow. Tomorrow is a mythical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored. But I gotta shake this mentality off. I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! The bad news is that time flies. The relatively good news is that you're the unlicensed … Continue reading The Mirage Of Time Management
Savage Love
Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. When I first met her, I knew at that moment that I would have to spend the next few days re-arranging my mind, so that there'd be room for her to stay. You see, a man in … Continue reading Savage Love
Beginners Guide To House Hunting
You can't buy happiness. But you can buy real estate, and that's practically the same thing. A happy house has two bedrooms and a balcony. It has a cement floor and either cement or stone walls, plus a thin roof. The size of your apartment might bear a relationship to the size of your opinion … Continue reading Beginners Guide To House Hunting
The Fallacy Of Easy Conclusion
Human nature is dismissive. Everyone thinks they have the next person figured out. Nothing is ever as it seems. Sometimes it leads to a better outcome than you could have dreamed. What looks bad today, will definitely get worse tomorrow. Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us what we need to know. This … Continue reading The Fallacy Of Easy Conclusion
Why I Hate This Generation
Communication. This generation simply refuses to communicate. Or maybe they can't? It's appalling. Communication to a relationship is like oxygen, without it, it dies. Two things can destroy a relationship, unrealistic expectations, and poor communication. Actually make that three things, lying on impulse is one of them. You're only allowed to lie twice a year, … Continue reading Why I Hate This Generation
The Deserter
I heard a loud bang. I jolted awake. I was in the trench and bullets were flying above my head. It was mayhem. Bodies were dropping all around me, cries of the wounded. Yes, your leg got blown up, but is that an excuse to scream like a little girl? I felt a tap on … Continue reading The Deserter
Leaving
A great way to learn about your country is to leave it. As soon as you get out of the shores of your country, your patriotism will start kicking in. You soon realize you really shouldn't have spent an ungodly amount of time defending this shit hole. I prefer to stay in my country. But if … Continue reading Leaving
The Waiting Game
We're all waiting for something. All things will come to the person who waits, provided they know what they're are waiting for. My advice, never keep anyone long and don't wait too long. Waiters and quitters have just a slight difference but a common end. Waiting for the movie to start before eating your popcorn … Continue reading The Waiting Game
Thank Me
A lot of times, we fail to give ourselves a pat on the back. That changes beginning now. I have been singlehandedly carrying a lot of my relationships on my back. The least you could do is offer some form of appreciation. When you're hungry, who do you run to? Me! You were naked, I clothed … Continue reading Thank Me
