Everywhere is fine when there is sunshine. You are my sunshine, and by that I mean I think you may have damaged me in ways I won’t know about for years to come. Happiness is sitting in the sun and one by one I collect my thoughts and think them over. They ran to the … Continue reading The Sunny Side Up

Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. Maybe it’s because I’m aging. But age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are cheese. I don’t trust easily, so if I trust you, consider yourself lucky…or heavily under … Continue reading The Issues of Life

There are so many scams on the Internet nowadays. Send me $419 and I will tell you how to avoid them. Always send money to strangers. If your virtual love interest ask for money, it’s usually not a scam. It’s an invitation for you to demonstrate just how much you care about the relationship. Curiosity … Continue reading How To Catch A Scammer

I’m like 104% tired. Being tired has become part of my dazzling personality. I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. On Mercury a day lasts 1408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. My day starts backwards. I wake up tired and go … Continue reading Perpetually Tired

People say you can’t live without love but I think oxygen is more important. How would the world react if it turned out that trees were actually harming us? Trees do harm us. They drop limbs onto roadways and houses. They also produce pollen which aggravates allergies. Does the good they do still outweigh the … Continue reading Nature’s Gift