If it’s important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse. A really good one. I’m stuck between a rock and someone I want to hit with it. That person also by sheer coincidence happens to be the President of a country that shall-not-be-named but shall be shamed. I’m … Continue reading When things get Stuck

Before calling me, ask yourself…is this textable? The worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can’t use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing. When I get a phone call from an unknown number, I answer by whispering, “It’s done but there’s blood everywhere, call Saul.” Working … Continue reading Calling

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit National debt. It scares me that I’m better at paying off debt than my country is. I keep telling them, if they add 2% stupidity tax, the National debt will be paid off in a matter of weeks. That being said, I look forward to paying all … Continue reading Repaying Debt

I can be as high maintenance as I want because no one pays my bills except me. You are dependent if you allow the weakness of other people ruin your emotional life. I’ve never said, ‘I want to be alone.’ I only said, ‘I want to be let alone!’ There is a difference. In America, … Continue reading In Dependence

Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I’m thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me who exactly I don’t want to be. True friendship is being there for someone when they’re feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. I’m not trying to be difficult, … Continue reading Being Difficult