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How To Deal With Addiction

August 30, 2021September 12, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 384 Comments

What it is. Addiction is the only disease that manipulates your mind and assures you that you don’t have it. We all have vices. Some more harmless than the others. Choose your poison carefully. Alcohol is the perfect solvent, it dissolves marriages, families and careers. To love an addict is to run out of tears. … Continue reading How To Deal With Addiction

Entertaining Ideas

August 23, 2021September 13, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 276 Comments

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during math class. None of which had anything to do with math. One day I was born. Then everything bothered me. And that brings us up to date. My idea of a good morning is one where I open my eyes, take a … Continue reading Entertaining Ideas

How To Win

August 16, 2021September 17, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 304 Comments

What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket … Continue reading How To Win

Perks of Being Short

August 9, 2021August 22, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 412 Comments

Hustle spirit. Having to stretch to reach for things throughout your life imbibes the spirit of hustle in you. Short people also maintain a great perspective on life because they’re always looking up. In truth, every activity for short people is an involuntary workout. You hardly see a short person being fat at the same … Continue reading Perks of Being Short

Deliberately

August 2, 2021September 7, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 266 Comments

I am deliberate and afraid of nothing. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I'm deliberately making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius. If you've been a love interest in my past, don't be sad that it ended, be happy that it happened. You're going to get a customized 'Thank … Continue reading Deliberately

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