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Why You Shouldn’t Have Kids

June 22, 2020June 28, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 754 Comments

Global warming. If you're still trying to have a child at this point, you're rooting for human extinction. We're in a pandemic, don't create another pandemic. If you hate doing laundry, that's a clear sign you shouldn't be considering it. Why would laundry exceed more than one load per week? Look in the mirror. Do … Continue reading Why You Shouldn’t Have Kids

How To Avoid Stress

June 15, 2020June 21, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 620 Comments

Don't go to work. What's the worst that will happen? You get the sack, and so? Is that the end of the world? My dear, do yourself a favor and take some time off to take a well-deserved nap. Because know this, if you died today, they'd have interviewed and given an offer letter to … Continue reading How To Avoid Stress

Why You Should Get A Haircut

June 8, 2020June 14, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 560 Comments

A haircut is a style in which your hair has been cut. Throughout history, haircuts have been used to make a statement. Personally, Mohawk has to be the most iconic haircut in history. I've never seen a trend catch like wildfire as it did. Some notable iconic haircuts over the years; from Adolf to Ronaldo … Continue reading Why You Should Get A Haircut

Coping With The Side Effects

June 1, 2020June 8, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 494 Comments

A side effect. A usually undesirable effect. Are all side effects bad? Maybe not, but they do increase your risk of exposure. Side effects can happen at any time, without warning. One minute you're making up your mind to judiciously follow your diet, the next minute you're eating leftover cake with a fine glass of … Continue reading Coping With The Side Effects

Why Are You Running

May 25, 2020September 20, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 696 Comments

Any idiot can run, it takes a special kind of idiot to run a marathon. Philosophers say that life is like a race, you keep running. I like to think of those guys as armchair experts. What is life? A race or a marathon? I think that a good laugh and a good run, are … Continue reading Why Are You Running

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