I’m not even on drugs, I’m just weird. Sometimes I get so weird, I freak myself out. My best friend is so strange, she talks to herself and she always answers back. If you stumble, make it part of your dance. That time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time.  You deserve someone who bites … Continue reading Doctor Strange 

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. You know you’re addicted when you misplace things like…a decade. I was always the black sheep and then I started going to meetings and found the rest of the herd. They were hideous. Is it just me or are all … Continue reading Road to Recovery

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian (me) all the stupidity. Being a lawyer is easy. It's flying like a bird, but you don't have wings.  Only lawyers and painters can turn white … Continue reading Lawyering Up

They say that dreams have meanings, so explain this one. After a day of hating on “happy” people celebrating Valentine’s Day(a pagan holiday any individual with a semblance of self respect and decorum should avoid), I fell into a deep disturbing sleep. I was out like a light.  Falling asleep in this realm, meant that … Continue reading The Secret in my Basement

Be kind when you can (you always can). There is nothing to be gained from attempting to empathize with someone who is neurologically incapable of returning the favor. Movies that encourage empathy are more effective than those that objectify problems. Compassion is not just sympathy, it’s empathy. A narcissist will use the phrase “get over … Continue reading Lacking Empathy