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In My Shoes

May 27, 2024June 9, 2024 ~ Gottfried ~ 26 Comments

If I ever let my head down, it will be to admire my shoes. If Mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs. Most ankle strap shoes are seriously unattractive, cutting the line of the leg as well as cutting off circulation? Try dancing in them - your feet will look like a pair of overdone hotdogs … Continue reading In My Shoes

Reasons to Dance

May 20, 2024June 2, 2024 ~ Gottfried ~ 34 Comments

Dancing is like bank robbery, it takes split-second timing. My signature dance move is “the sit and nod”. If only you knew how many moves I could do in my head, you would respect me more. Started belly dancing today. Didn’t have to do much at all. Just gave it a little shake and belly … Continue reading Reasons to Dance

The Sunny Side Up

May 13, 2024May 26, 2024 ~ Gottfried ~ 38 Comments

Everywhere is fine when there is sunshine. You are my sunshine, and by that I mean I think you may have damaged me in ways I won’t know about for years to come. Happiness is sitting in the sun and one by one I collect my thoughts and think them over. They ran to the … Continue reading The Sunny Side Up

The Issues of Life

May 6, 2024May 18, 2024 ~ Gottfried ~ 44 Comments

Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. Maybe it’s because I’m aging. But age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are cheese. I don’t trust easily, so if I trust you, consider yourself lucky…or heavily under … Continue reading The Issues of Life

How To Catch A Scammer

April 29, 2024May 5, 2024 ~ Gottfried ~ 64 Comments

There are so many scams on the Internet nowadays. Send me $419 and I will tell you how to avoid them. Always send money to strangers. If your virtual love interest ask for money, it’s usually not a scam. It’s an invitation for you to demonstrate just how much you care about the relationship. Curiosity … Continue reading How To Catch A Scammer

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