I’m like 104% tired. Being tired has become part of my dazzling personality. I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. On Mercury a day lasts 1408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. My day starts backwards. I wake up tired and go … Continue reading Perpetually Tired

People say you can’t live without love but I think oxygen is more important. How would the world react if it turned out that trees were actually harming us? Trees do harm us. They drop limbs onto roadways and houses. They also produce pollen which aggravates allergies. Does the good they do still outweigh the … Continue reading Nature’s Gift

Football, a game where men chase after balls…pause. It's like watching a bunch of overgrown kids play tag, except with confusing rules and no nap breaks. The gag is that they are indeed still kids, only largely more determined. And every now and then? there’s an overwhelming urge to snap someone’s leg in half. For … Continue reading The Beautiful Game

If men have one thing, it’s the audacity. All too often, it is audacity and not talent that moves an artist to center stage. To succeed in life, you have to buy into your own hype. With audacity, one can undertake anything, but not do everything. I got a bad temper, a smart mouth and … Continue reading The Audacity of Man

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what’s going on in my life right now. The only reason people hold on to memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don’t change when everything else does. Will … Continue reading House of Memories