Guilt. The gift that keeps giving. When I feel guilty, I drink black coffee. Coffee keeps me going until it is acceptable to drink wine. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first -- your money or your feet. It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Marriage. Marriage is give and take. … Continue reading The gift that keeps giving

I smell the smell of something that smells smelly. I once bought a 'fragrant' air freshener, but it smelled worse than the original odour. I swear they just filled it with disappointment. An old man's mouth produces a bad smell but the words that come out of it are sweet. Words like, I have left … Continue reading Odour Yewu

My life is like a movie and I do my own stunts. If you hear that I slapped someone, it’s probably because it’s me. A good movie makes the audience feel like they’ve journeyed with the characters. So if you feel a sting on your left cheek, it’s just because of great writing on my … Continue reading Like the movies

Social media has made too many of you comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it. I’m not saying social media is a waste of time but I didn’t get my degree scrolling through Instagram. I was scrolling through Twitter (now X) instead. For every action, there is an equal … Continue reading The craze of social media

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Wild animals are less wild and more human than many humans of this world. And that’s why you should never play poker with the worlds fastest animal because he’s a cheetah. Today I saw a woman talking to her cat. … Continue reading Like an Animal