A man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy for that role. I find it bizarre when former mistresses now wives complain about the entrance of a new mistress. This is literally how you got your promotion, stop being a hater. My career plans were much more exciting when I was five. You’re only allowed … Continue reading No Vacancy

Trying is the first step toward failure. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of monthly payments. If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three. You know what they say? “third times the charm.” If you never want to forget your wife’s birthday, try forgetting it once. I try … Continue reading Trying too Hard

Loyalty was a funny thing. So was Love. They both bit you when you least expected it. There’s something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty. My whole thing is loyalty. Loyalty over royalty; word is bond. It’s not about who’s real in your face, it’s about who stays loyal behind your back. … Continue reading The Test of Loyalty

Every obnoxious act is a cry for help. The thing about a cry for help is that someone needs to be around to hear it. You can only cry for help if you believe there is help to cry for. On a bad day, you could get a “helping hand” on your cheek asking you … Continue reading A Cry for Help

Everything that happens is meant to be. It’s meant to happen like that. You, scrolling with your thumb as you read this. But sometimes you don’t know at the time that it’s meant to be a disaster. In all natural disasters through time, man needs to attach meaning to tragedy, no matter how random and … Continue reading Coping with Disaster