Sleep solves everything. Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Because if you had a baby, you'd know those little shits don't sleep peacefully. If your friend wakes up your sleeping baby, they aren't really … Continue reading Need For Sleep

Life is a party, you join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and … Continue reading The Life of a Party

I find it manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our "true colours" as if when we are happy and being kind we are fake. You could be the nicest most charming person ever, then the second you get mad it’s like you let go of the facade and start becoming the most … Continue reading Dealing with Manipulation

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Real women can't get stolen. The funniest thing about a woman who stays with a cheating man is the fact that she stays with that cheating man. 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in … Continue reading The Scourge of Infidelity

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. If you’re going to raise your hand at anybody, you better be sure you can take them on. It’s always comical watching the aggressor get their ass handed to them. It’s like, you asked for it. If my girlfriend gets into an argument with a guy bigger and … Continue reading The Game of Life