Science has confirmed that the youngest child is the funniest and often the best-looking. The typical last born's creed is "What, me worry?" They have spent their entire lives trying to draw attention to themselves. They are often performers, the class clowns, the life of the party. When you are dating a last born, ensure … Continue reading Last Borns
Soulmates
When deep down in the core of your being you believe that your soulmate exists, there is no limit to the ways they can enter your life. Sometimes they fall right into your lap, you just have to be paying attention to know. Open your third eye. My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a … Continue reading Soulmates
Keeping Malice
Meekness is the mask of malice. Humans are really funny. You don’t have money, you beg me for money. I tell you that I don’t have any to give you. You get angry with me and start keeping malice. Why are you not angry with yourself for not having said money to begin with? Never … Continue reading Keeping Malice
Taking the Bait
When someone with bad breath starts a conversation and it hits your soul, so you pretend to take a call on your phone and hope they leave you alone. But they never do. Incredibly or deliberately. Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. Beauty … Continue reading Taking the Bait
Mind your language
With languages you are at home anywhere. Man invented languages to satisfy his deep need to complain. The only thing better than speaking two languages is being able to make jokes in two languages. 600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit. If the GH sound in ENOUGH is pronounced “F” … Continue reading Mind your language
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