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The Hoax That Is Valentine

February 10, 2020February 16, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 244 Comments

My Sweet Valentine. I write to you with a heart full of love and a belly full of soda. If I had only one smile in me, I'd give it to you. Where there is great love, there are always wishes because, Love, is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life … Continue reading The Hoax That Is Valentine

The Weight Of Expectation

February 3, 2020August 7, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 262 Comments

When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are. Sometimes I wonder if I'm nothing more than the sum of who [my parents] were. I like to imagine I took only their excellent character traits and left out all the excesses, but as time continues to pass, I … Continue reading The Weight Of Expectation

The Health Benefits Of Farting

January 27, 2020August 8, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 282 Comments

I find it really convenient that people will rather pretend it doesn't happen than discuss a phenomenon that persists with us every day. Dread it, run from it, we all fart! When you eat, your body produces gas as part of breaking down and processing food. Fact! But people, take note, there's a difference between … Continue reading The Health Benefits Of Farting

The Mirage Of Birthdays

January 20, 2020August 19, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 318 Comments

Birthdays shouldn't be celebrated! If anything, birthdays are a rude awakening to the fact that you're inching ever so closer to death. I also think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too. But folks choose to celebrate and I think maybe there's something to celebrate … Continue reading The Mirage Of Birthdays

Sell Yourself

January 13, 2020February 17, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 328 Comments

How much are you worth? People usually think they're smart when they reply with, "I'm priceless". You do realize what that means right? You have no real quantifiable value and as such you think that's a clever response? Think again. And no, your bank balance is not a true reflection of your worth. Repeat this … Continue reading Sell Yourself

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