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Soulmates

July 14, 2025July 20, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 38 Comments

When deep down in the core of your being you believe that your soulmate exists, there is no limit to the ways they can enter your life. Sometimes they fall right into your lap, you just have to be paying attention to know. Open your third eye.  My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a … Continue reading Soulmates

Keeping Malice

July 7, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 22 Comments

Meekness is the mask of malice. Humans are really funny. You don’t have money, you beg me for money. I tell you that I don’t have any to give you. You get angry with me and start keeping malice. Why are you not angry with yourself for not having said money to begin with?  Never … Continue reading Keeping Malice

Taking the Bait

June 30, 2025July 6, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 20 Comments

When someone with bad breath starts a conversation and it hits your soul, so you pretend to take a call on your phone and hope they leave you alone. But they never do. Incredibly or deliberately. Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.  Beauty … Continue reading Taking the Bait

Mind your language

June 23, 2025June 29, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 28 Comments

With languages you are at home anywhere. Man invented languages to satisfy his deep need to complain. The only thing better than speaking two languages is being able to make jokes in two languages. 600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit. If the GH sound in ENOUGH is pronounced “F” … Continue reading Mind your language

Can you keep a Secret

June 16, 2025June 21, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 30 Comments

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t. No one really likes keeping secrets. The thing that makes a secret fun is knowing that you weren’t supposed to tell it. Keeping secrets is the beginning of wisdom. My secret keeping skills are so good, I’ve even kept secrets from … Continue reading Can you keep a Secret

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