Eyebrows speak louder than words. Truth is, you only get one chance to make an excellent first impression. Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time. It takes a moment to judge someone and a lifetime to understand them. So judge them anyway. When I first met her she smelled like bubble … Continue reading Making an excellent first Impression

You don’t really need to brush your teeth. Just the ones you intend to keep. Be true to the teeth that wouldn’t be false to you. Brushing your teeth ten minutes before going to the dentist because you think it will make a difference. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told … Continue reading How to take care of your Teeth

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done. I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this age before. Matter of fact, I literally just got here. When my kids grow up, I'm going to their house, jumping on their furniture, raiding their fridge and making a huge mess, … Continue reading Growing Up

Studies have shown that riding a bicycle everyday makes you more awesome than the general population. You’re a disgrace if you can’t swim or ride a bicycle. You get a free pass if you can do at least one. If you’re too heavy for a bike, it’s your cue to put the burger down. Riding … Continue reading Riding a Bike

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult whilst the adults are out acting like teenagers. I love you so much my darling, but the second your parents come home, I’m going to bust out like I’m escaping Alcatraz. Can’t believe people had babysitters. I grew up with “don’t open the door unless it’s … Continue reading The story of the Babysitter