Everyday is a gift. Receive it with eagerness. Share it with joy. If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of a persons day? The way I see it, love is an amusement park, and food its souvenir. Take care of all your memories, for you can’t relive them.  You can’t … Continue reading Lasting Souvenirs

Everyone has two eyes but no one has the same view. What an old man sees lying down, a young man can also see on his phone because he has google. It’s no use going back to yesterday, you were a different person then. The purpose of life is not to be happy.  It is … Continue reading Third Eye

A life without love is like a tree without fruit. Every time you eat a fruit for the first time that year you need to make a wish. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes. The key to life is to drink water, eat fruits and mind your own business. I was … Continue reading Fruity Life

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to get ‘fat' every month. A … Continue reading Being a Man

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid. You can’t logic your way through emotion. A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it. Logic is a method of thinking that allows … Continue reading Conditional logic