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Good Grief

November 10, 2025November 16, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 32 Comments

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.9% of them are made by people who are still alive. Grief will always surprise you. Just when you think you have no tears left to cry, you unlock another tank. Sometimes grief surfaces in tears, other times in anger and apologies.  I’m not afraid of death, … Continue reading Good Grief

Going to War

November 3, 2025November 10, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 26 Comments

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. Join the army, see the world, find interesting people and kill them. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.  God created war so that Americans … Continue reading Going to War

Lasting Souvenirs

October 27, 2025November 2, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 34 Comments

Everyday is a gift. Receive it with eagerness. Share it with joy. If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of a persons day? The way I see it, love is an amusement park, and food its souvenir. Take care of all your memories, for you can’t relive them.  You can’t … Continue reading Lasting Souvenirs

Third Eye

October 20, 2025October 26, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 34 Comments

Everyone has two eyes but no one has the same view. What an old man sees lying down, a young man can also see on his phone because he has google. It’s no use going back to yesterday, you were a different person then. The purpose of life is not to be happy.  It is … Continue reading Third Eye

Fruity Life

October 13, 2025October 20, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 42 Comments

A life without love is like a tree without fruit. Every time you eat a fruit for the first time that year you need to make a wish. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes. The key to life is to drink water, eat fruits and mind your own business. I was … Continue reading Fruity Life

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