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Third Eye

October 20, 2025October 26, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 34 Comments

Everyone has two eyes but no one has the same view. What an old man sees lying down, a young man can also see on his phone because he has google. It’s no use going back to yesterday, you were a different person then. The purpose of life is not to be happy.  It is … Continue reading Third Eye

Fruity Life

October 13, 2025October 20, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 42 Comments

A life without love is like a tree without fruit. Every time you eat a fruit for the first time that year you need to make a wish. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes. The key to life is to drink water, eat fruits and mind your own business. I was … Continue reading Fruity Life

Being a Man

October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 26 Comments

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to get ‘fat' every month. A … Continue reading Being a Man

Conditional logic

September 29, 2025October 5, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 38 Comments

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid. You can’t logic your way through emotion. A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it. Logic is a method of thinking that allows … Continue reading Conditional logic

Breaking Trust

September 22, 2025September 28, 2025 ~ Gottfried ~ 28 Comments

Breaking someone's trust is like crumpling up a perfect piece of paper. You can smooth it over, but it will never be the same again. Unless you iron it. I'm not upset that you lied to me; I'm upset that from now on, I can't believe you. A dog will look down when they have … Continue reading Breaking Trust

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