Having a new baby will make you so grateful for everything, like the fact that your cells didn’t multiply and create twins. Being a father is the single greatest feeling on Earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course. Having kids is a reason to travel, never a reason to … Continue reading Making Babies

If caring is a crime, I’m innocent. If it’s a crime to be cute, then yes I’m a criminal. Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go. Now accepting applications for partner in crime. Must be fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals and nudity may be required. A lack of … Continue reading True Crime

If I ever let my head down, it will be to admire my shoes. If Mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs. Most ankle strap shoes are seriously unattractive, cutting the line of the leg as well as cutting off circulation? Try dancing in them - your feet will look like a pair of overdone hotdogs … Continue reading In My Shoes

Dancing is like bank robbery, it takes split-second timing. My signature dance move is “the sit and nod”. If only you knew how many moves I could do in my head, you would respect me more. Started belly dancing today. Didn’t have to do much at all. Just gave it a little shake and belly … Continue reading Reasons to Dance

Everywhere is fine when there is sunshine. You are my sunshine, and by that I mean I think you may have damaged me in ways I won’t know about for years to come. Happiness is sitting in the sun and one by one I collect my thoughts and think them over. They ran to the … Continue reading The Sunny Side Up