Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are. Constipation is the sure sign that your guts are giving you the silent treatment. When I get a little action it means prune juice is working. Farts are screams of trapped poop. Pass on what you have learned. … Continue reading To be Constipated

It’s not enough to win, others need to lose. Obstacles are challenges for winners and excuses for losers. It’s the small victories that prevent me from jumping out of the window. If you ever decide to take that step, do a flip! Because if you’re going to go out like that, make it spectacular. Victory … Continue reading Sound of Victory

“Will you marry me?” just reeks of cowardice. If anything it sounds like a suggestion which gives her the opportunity to decide whether or not to take you up on the offer. Now “Marry Me”, that’s how it’s done. You’ve made the decision to and you’re informing her of the next steps. It’s not a … Continue reading The Proposal

The thing I’m most grateful for right now is elastic waistbands. Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life. Good fries can be eaten as a stand-alone, it doesn’t need any sauce to support. After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. Gratitude is the inward feeling of … Continue reading The Art of Gratitude

Continuous effort, not strength or intelligence is the key to unlocking your potential. Simply put, girls and women are the key to unlock sustainable development. They are also at the center of the healthier and more resilient societies we desire. All we need to do now is figure out a way to get them out … Continue reading Unlocked