When deep down in the core of your being you believe that your soulmate exists, there is no limit to the ways they can enter your life. Sometimes they fall right into your lap, you just have to be paying attention to know. Open your third eye.  My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a … Continue reading Soulmates

Meekness is the mask of malice. Humans are really funny. You don’t have money, you beg me for money. I tell you that I don’t have any to give you. You get angry with me and start keeping malice. Why are you not angry with yourself for not having said money to begin with?  Never … Continue reading Keeping Malice

With languages you are at home anywhere. Man invented languages to satisfy his deep need to complain. The only thing better than speaking two languages is being able to make jokes in two languages. 600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit. If the GH sound in ENOUGH is pronounced “F” … Continue reading Mind your language

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t. No one really likes keeping secrets. The thing that makes a secret fun is knowing that you weren’t supposed to tell it. Keeping secrets is the beginning of wisdom. My secret keeping skills are so good, I’ve even kept secrets from … Continue reading Can you keep a Secret

Whenever you’re feeling fat, try not to stress about it and keep your chin up because a tiny body simply couldn’t store all that personality. If you love your muscles so much, you’d understand that it’s important to protect them with fat.  A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. You’re not … Continue reading Becoming Fat