Children are really amazing creatures. Who else can talk so much. So early. Without caffeine. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Kids are full of energy until someone says “clean up” then they become so tired.  Toddlers take 2 hours to put their shoes … Continue reading Understanding Children

Drive carefully. 90% of all people are caused by accidents. Good girls are found in every corner of the earth. But unfortunately, the earth is round. Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you’ll need. Better to be safe than to be sober.  It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. If you’re on … Continue reading Safety

I fall somewhere on the spectrum between Proverbs 31 and Tupac. Being different doesn’t mean being less, it means being you. My personality is energetic, fun, yet slightly psychotic. Want to know who your true friends are? Have a child with autism.  Autism is as much a part of humanity as is the capacity to … Continue reading Life on a Spectrum

Rubbing alcohol treats outside wounds. Drinking alcohol treats inside wounds. It’s just science. Drinking a gallon of water a day helps you avoid other people’s drama because you are too busy peeing. Water is the best natural remedy. Drink your way to better health.  Sip your problems away or at least make them more entertaining. … Continue reading Drunk on Life

Objectivity is a subjects delusion that observing can be done without him. One cannot conceive of objectivity without subjectivity. When your mind is full of assumptions, conclusions and beliefs, it has no penetration, it just repeats past impressions.  Distance not only gives nostalgia, but perspective and maybe objectivity. Smallness of the mind is a cause … Continue reading Abject Objectivity