Romantic love is a modern day invention. In fact, I’d argue that most people wouldn’t fall in love if they never heard of it. Love as practiced today is what big corporations pedal. When you think about all the flowers, chocolates, movies and love songs, it just reeks of capitalism. Real love doesn’t cost a … Continue reading The commercialization of Love

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are. Constipation is the sure sign that your guts are giving you the silent treatment. When I get a little action it means prune juice is working. Farts are screams of trapped poop. Pass on what you have learned. … Continue reading To be Constipated

It’s not enough to win, others need to lose. Obstacles are challenges for winners and excuses for losers. It’s the small victories that prevent me from jumping out of the window. If you ever decide to take that step, do a flip! Because if you’re going to go out like that, make it spectacular. Victory … Continue reading Sound of Victory

“Will you marry me?” just reeks of cowardice. If anything it sounds like a suggestion which gives her the opportunity to decide whether or not to take you up on the offer. Now “Marry Me”, that’s how it’s done. You’ve made the decision to and you’re informing her of the next steps. It’s not a … Continue reading The Proposal

The thing I’m most grateful for right now is elastic waistbands. Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life. Good fries can be eaten as a stand-alone, it doesn’t need any sauce to support. After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives. Gratitude is the inward feeling of … Continue reading The Art of Gratitude