Patience goes beyond the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a stay calm while waiting. No decision will pay off more than prioritizing your life and giving extreme focus and energy to the things with the highest return. What do you even need a girlfriend for? They specialize in the mismanagement of scarce … Continue reading Delayed Gratification

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. If he did brave it, it would be open-season for everyone, and the boys in the yard will also get a first taste of reindeer barbecue. Btw, I kept my family's Secret Santa so secret this … Continue reading Secret Santa

Guilt. The gift that keeps giving. When I feel guilty, I drink black coffee. Coffee keeps me going until it is acceptable to drink wine. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first -- your money or your feet. It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Marriage. Marriage is give and take. … Continue reading The gift that keeps giving

I smell the smell of something that smells smelly. I once bought a 'fragrant' air freshener, but it smelled worse than the original odour. I swear they just filled it with disappointment. An old man's mouth produces a bad smell but the words that come out of it are sweet. Words like, I have left … Continue reading Odour Yewu

My life is like a movie and I do my own stunts. If you hear that I slapped someone, it’s probably because it’s me. A good movie makes the audience feel like they’ve journeyed with the characters. So if you feel a sting on your left cheek, it’s just because of great writing on my … Continue reading Like the movies