I am deliberate and afraid of nothing. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I'm deliberately making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius. If you've been a love interest in my past, don't be sad that it ended, be happy that it happened. You're going to get a customized 'Thank … Continue reading Deliberately

Skydiving. Conventional wisdom goes that around 50% of marriages end in divorce and many people believe that divorce rates have increased in recent years. Now if about three out of four marriages fail, why the heck are people still getting married? If you went skydiving and the instructor told you that three out of the … Continue reading The Ridiculousness Of Marriage

Public speaking. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. It is also what it takes to sit down and listen. Bravery not the absence of fear, but the consequence of conquering it. Believe me, it is contagious. When a brave man (me) takes a stand, the spines of others (you) are stiffened. … Continue reading To Be Brave

My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. It’s like a copied assignment, I can’t explain it. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance. To be loved is to be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside. Yes, I have a dirty mind … Continue reading How To Love Truly

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch fire. Every time you think about her, remind yourself that if she wanted to talk to you, she would. Don't call her up and ask if she saw your texts, of course she did. She doesn't just like you like that. Move on man. Then just … Continue reading The D In Disappointment