To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to get ‘fat' every month. A … Continue reading Being a Man

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid. You can’t logic your way through emotion. A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it. Logic is a method of thinking that allows … Continue reading Conditional logic

Breaking someone's trust is like crumpling up a perfect piece of paper. You can smooth it over, but it will never be the same again. Unless you iron it. I'm not upset that you lied to me; I'm upset that from now on, I can't believe you. A dog will look down when they have … Continue reading Breaking Trust

Hitting your left leg (not your right) on a stone. It is generally seen as a sign of a bad omen and a warning to go back inside. If you’re not poor and have to trek, you probably never have this problem. Also, it doesn’t count if you intentionally hit your left leg on said … Continue reading Myths versus Superstitions

In a situationship, feelings run deep, but the commitment barely scratches the surface. It’s a situationship if it’s a beautiful mess that you can’t seem to clean up or let go of. Instead of seeing the relationship as a line of red flags, you see a carnival instead.  People aren’t even dating anymore. Just talking, … Continue reading A Beginners Guide to Situationships