My mother didn’t like my new Mohawk, so we got into a very heated argument about it. It was a quite hairy situation. Life is too short to have boring hair. Great hair is not by chance. It is by appointment. You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you … Continue reading I am not my Hair

People are blind to reality and only see what they want to see. Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth. I’m not blind and stupid. I’m just in love. A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn’t there. The only thing worse than … Continue reading True Blindness

I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be okay. I’m not getting old. I just can’t remember stuff because my brain is full. I need to let go of everyone’s secrets so I can make some room. I’ll be hosting a … Continue reading Losing My Mind

Admit it, you’re waiting for something you know won’t happen. There is no sunrise so beautiful that is worth waking me up to see it. If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. If you're waiting for the moment, here it is. If you're aiming for the heart then you can't miss. Continue to … Continue reading Waiting for a Sign

We need to create a department of common sense. People should be required to write special exams before they earn the right to vote. If you have room temperature IQ, you shouldn’t be allowed to participate in elections. Blind support in this day and age should be punishable by hanging. If you don’t know enough … Continue reading Elections