I am not my Hair

My mother didn’t like my new Mohawk, so we got into a very heated argument about it. It was a quite hairy situation. Life is too short to have boring hair. Great hair is not by chance. It is by appointment. You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.

Your hair is 90% of your selfie. The hack is to get a female barber. In case you’re wondering, a female barber is a woman who has the ability to perform miracles with scissors and a good hair clipper. Not to be confused with a side piece. You know you’ve made it in life when you can dye your hair blue.

Good hair makes me feel like I can rule the world. Hair because personality is not usually the first thing you notice. You can trust your barber with things you can’t tell your wife. There is a big difference between a barber and someone that cuts your hair. Hair doesn’t make a woman but good hair certainly helps.

Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be. I hope your day is as nice as your hair. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. I have a new hairstyle. It’s called “I tried”. How am I supposed to control my life when I can’t even control my hair? I think it’s very liberating to cut your hair.

They are not gray hairs! They are all natural non-chemical highlights. Gray is a blessing, ask any bald man. Don’t mess with a hairstylist. They literally get paid to cut people. If you think they’d have any second thoughts about slitting your throat then you’re setting yourself up for a meeting with hangman.

Life is too short to have bad hair. Therapy is too expensive, get a haircut instead. Be your own kind of beauty. Do not waste your time in attempting to imitate someone else’s existence or image. Be who you wish to be. Become your own inspiration. Your own hero.

Show up to work in your hero’s costume complete with the wig.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved


64 thoughts on “I am not my Hair

  1. I recently cut my hair and it’s been liberating, phew!

    Oh, yea, it was cut unskillfully so I still need to get a barber to do it right cause my hairstyle each morning isn’t what I saw in my imaginations 🥲.

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      1. After reading this m going straight to the barber shop to get the latest hair style.

        My hairline looking at me and laughing in one corner 😔😔

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  2. This is the first time your post didn’t have me howling in laughter as it is 100,000% accurate! The underside of my hair is blue and the top has my six hairs of wisdom. I do need a haircut, but that’s ok, so do many people. I’m just too lazy to bother. As you mentioned, my pillow helps handle the breakage 😂 have an amazing day!

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    1. More than the blog, i am hooked to your one liners to each and every comment…you made my day today…let me add to the list..🙂 i recently went for a hair cut and the stylist confused me so much n then calmly said let’s get you a style next time…imagine my relief and confusion both at same time…🙂🙂

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