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How To Win

August 16, 2021September 17, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 304 Comments

What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same. Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket … Continue reading How To Win

Perks of Being Short

August 9, 2021August 22, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 412 Comments

Hustle spirit. Having to stretch to reach for things throughout your life imbibes the spirit of hustle in you. Short people also maintain a great perspective on life because they’re always looking up. In truth, every activity for short people is an involuntary workout. You hardly see a short person being fat at the same … Continue reading Perks of Being Short

Deliberately

August 2, 2021September 7, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 266 Comments

I am deliberate and afraid of nothing. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I'm deliberately making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius. If you've been a love interest in my past, don't be sad that it ended, be happy that it happened. You're going to get a customized 'Thank … Continue reading Deliberately

The Ridiculousness Of Marriage

July 26, 2021August 8, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 346 Comments

Skydiving. Conventional wisdom goes that around 50% of marriages end in divorce and many people believe that divorce rates have increased in recent years. Now if about three out of four marriages fail, why the heck are people still getting married? If you went skydiving and the instructor told you that three out of the … Continue reading The Ridiculousness Of Marriage

To Be Brave

July 19, 2021September 10, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 300 Comments

Public speaking. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. It is also what it takes to sit down and listen. Bravery not the absence of fear, but the consequence of conquering it. Believe me, it is contagious. When a brave man (me) takes a stand, the spines of others (you) are stiffened. … Continue reading To Be Brave

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