I’ve been married six years today, and if there’s anything marriage has taught me, it’s that I should have stayed single. Why the hell is this woman crying in her sleep? On our wedding night, her dad had called me aside and warned that she could be a bit of a cry baby, I had … Continue reading How To Pick The Perfect Partner
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Breaking The Rules
Breaking bad. I have two rules which I regard as principles of conduct. Rule number one; Have no rules. Rule two; Be independent of the opinion of others. I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could I break them? Good people don't need laws to tell them to act … Continue reading Breaking The Rules
How To Avoid A Dip
Academics. To be a good professional, always start to study late for exams. You learn two things in the process. How to manage time, and how to cope with emergencies. Here’s the attitude you need to have going into examinations. If they give you questions you don’t know, respond by giving them answers they don’t … Continue reading How To Avoid A Dip
Whitemail
Whitemail is the use of fear, obligation, and guilt to control another person. It's a rare strain of emotional blackmail found in adults over forty years of age. The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines. Always remember this. You are not special. You are … Continue reading Whitemail
Guilty Pleasures
What’s a guilty pleasure? No idea, you? What's my guilty pleasure? The thing is, I never feel guilty about my pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it. I mean, you might end up in prison, but at least you'll go in with a smile on your face. There are two parts to … Continue reading Guilty Pleasures