Why is life hard? You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.  You see, life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it. The shit just keeps coming. … Continue reading Life Is Hard

Looking at the world through the lens of a woman must be something. Women aren't always moody, she's on her off day for putting up with your shit. You see, for a woman, love is the whole history of her life. In a man, it is but an episode.  Don't try to understand women. Women … Continue reading It’s A Woman’s World

We're all mostly insane. I visited a family once and I must say that even though insanity didn't run in that family, I'm convinced it strolled through, taking time to get to know each of them personally. I should have known. The first warning sign was that they all talked at the top of their … Continue reading The Philosophy Of Mental Illness

Some people have the attention span of a goldfish. In case you're wondering how long that is, it's a whopping three seconds. In the era when the internet and hi-tech devices take up most of our time, it is getting more important than ever to pay attention to the people and things around you.  Pay … Continue reading The Perks Of Paying Attention

Death is something we all have in common, but few of us like to think about it or discuss it openly. The thing about death is, unlike mishaps and accidents, it doesn't miss. It will happen, maybe even sooner than you think. I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when … Continue reading A Dying Wish