You can fool yourself, you know. You'd think it's impossible, but it turns out it's the easiest thing of all. If you lie to yourself, you're being delusional. If you cannot accept the truth and think to yourself otherwise, you're in self-denial. Now look, if you repeat a lie you said to yourself to someone … Continue reading Lies We Tell Ourselves

One thing I've learned in the rainy seasons I've been on this side of eternity is this. Just when you think it's all going great, something is around the corner to remind you of the uncertainties of life. Having a great week? Your car will start acting up. It's your birth month? Chickenpox. Football season … Continue reading On The Highway Of Life

God made woman beautiful and foolish. Beautiful, that man might love her. Foolish, that she might love him. True Love. Love that doesn't turn you stupid, is no love. The brain becomes illogical, in the throes of a new romance. People in 'blind love' throw away common sense, conscience, and comedy from their life. It … Continue reading The Shenanigans Of Love

Purists will come at me arguing that 'hate' is such a strong word, you should use something mild like 'dislike'. First of all, nobody asked you! Get a grip! Haha, I'm just joking. Or am I? Anyways, here are a few things I absolutely 'hate'. I hate smart mouth kids. You know those kids that … Continue reading I Hate

I'm starting to get to that age where I can't jokingly promise marriage. Be messing around and ask her to marry me, next thing you know, she's sewn a wedding gown in her head. Even going as far as picking our wedding colors and kids' names. Talking about 'Gottfried honey, I think you'll look good … Continue reading The Way To A Woman’s Heart