You never quite think certain things will ever happen to you. Right up until they do. It never crossed your mind that you could shit yourself, till the robber cocked the gun and aimed it at you. You smiled at her and asked her to be your wife. And she went on to say yes! … Continue reading The Chicken Pox Episode

My Sweet Valentine. I write to you with a heart full of love and a belly full of soda. If I had only one smile in me, I'd give it to you. Where there is great love, there are always wishes because, Love, is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life … Continue reading The Hoax That Is Valentine

When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are. Sometimes I wonder if I'm nothing more than the sum of who [my parents] were. I like to imagine I took only their excellent character traits and left out all the excesses, but as time continues to pass, I … Continue reading The Weight Of Expectation

I find it really convenient that people will rather pretend it doesn't happen than discuss a phenomenon that persists with us every day. Dread it, run from it, we all fart! When you eat, your body produces gas as part of breaking down and processing food. Fact! But people, take note, there's a difference between … Continue reading The Health Benefits Of Farting

Birthdays shouldn't be celebrated! If anything, birthdays are a rude awakening to the fact that you're inching ever so closer to death. I also think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too. But folks choose to celebrate and I think maybe there's something to celebrate … Continue reading The Mirage Of Birthdays