So I had a chat with all the pieces of furniture in your house and interestingly they had quite a lot to say about you. Grab a chair, it might be a while. The bathtub went first, he wants to understand why it is, that you always leave soap suds on him after a bath? … Continue reading Talking Furniture

The stories of evolution are absolutely hilarious. If you take into account what some cultures believe happened in The Beginning. Scientists swear we evolved from apes and it's kinda believable. If you live in Lagos, and you're driving, there's the off chance you run into a few chimpanzees on the expressway. I mean, how else … Continue reading Man Meet Your Creator, The End

How do you want to be remembered? As a Sinner or a Saint? As the girl who never has money to subscribe for a data bundle or the guy who pays for everyone's ice cream? Cereal, Milk, Sugar, Water or Milk, Sugar, Water, Cereal? The haggler or the person who pays the asking? Tall or … Continue reading The Pursuit Of Relevance

You're in the hospital, she's in there, in the delivery room. The surrounding noise is drowned out in your fear and uncertainty. The time is now. You suddenly hear the cry of a baby, it's yours, the deed is done. You're now a father. Hard guy, hard guy, you let out a tear of joy. … Continue reading Fatherhood

Influence or Affluence which is your pick? Would you rather be a Donald J. Trump, hell-bent on rewriting the history of a World Power or a Bill Gates who is well on his way to single-handedly ending extreme poverty in some countries? Growing up, at each level of growth and development, priorities change. In simpler … Continue reading Are We There Yet?